Kris

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Name
Kris P. Dyer (The P could stand for anything, but for now it's Patrick)

Year
Fresh..meat?

So, this one time, I lost my Potiginity
Funny story, when I was 16 or 17, a college kid at my work asked me if I wanted to get baked with him. Well, he's actually not in college anymore, but then again, he was like the idiot kids you see in anti-marijuana commercials. Not the guy who is putting flower s at the site of his brother's death. Not the guy who hit the girl riding a bike ACROSS A DRIVE THRU. Not the guy who shot himself in the face. I think he was more like the older brother who didn't commit crime, didn't harm anybody, but he just didn't do anything.

Major
English..technically secondary english education, but that doesn't make me sound as intellectual, now does it? Oh, and, since I'm still a freshman and all, the major will change.

What do I like smoking out of most?
Sean will tell you Bongs are undoubtedly the Alpha Males (are there Alpha Females?) of smoking devices, but this is wrong. Joints reign supreme. Especially after a bluenote employee displayed his inability to differ tobacco from...other...tobacco?

And what profile would be complete without a...

...Music Quote
"You can't listen to music...you have to experience it." -Mickey Jones