1000 Years Later
From Intelligent Shit Music
Released to the ISM community as a preview of V: The Meandering Notes of Men in Goats several months before the record's relase, 1000 Years Later is also the lead off track for Va: The Considerately Concise Reintroduction to the peoples of Wet Slewtopia
Lyrics
its 1000 years since wet slewtopia was saved
everyone from the last record is sitting in their grave
all has been peaceful and all has been wahey
the flange badgers sacrifice kept the evil at bay
but now there's trouble on the front something new is here
there called the benzadrine cock trio and they are something to fear
i guess we neednt worry the animals are all pretty strong
lets just hope that since we last came nothings gone badly wrong
the birds have all flown south
and it doesnt look like there coming back
the beavers have all gone underground
and they've put doors on the front of their dams
the mice know everything has gone tits up
and they've left as only mice can do
and the badgers are nowhere to be seen
oh what on earth could that mean?
yeah we're the benzadrine cock trio we came down on a bus
from the city to your fields cos we like the look of your crops
and now we're hear and we're not leaving till we've been fed
we got itching in our stomachs and gourmet knife sets in our head
you may think we dont business but trust us, kids we do
and no ones gonna save you so come make us some stew!
now dr schaffons wont answer his phone
his voicemail says im a little bit sad wont you please me alone
and the otter in a fit of passion shot the fox in the head
then turned the gun on herself and so they both dropped dead
and the farmer deserted the field
said he'd had enough of people asking him about that bloody song
And as for mamareeko where we he is nobody knows