Glazed

From Intelligent Shit Music

the start of it all in a gway!

s/t A-Z oh so shitty! mwar!!! with hitweez freakout wired with yr shirt and bert! rusty knife concepty jesus is teh mental metal dx turning all glixxo but not blixo! burnt back to the roots of teh rock cha! endo&exo double yr plejur not too far! the signal the destruktion of all singles death by melody mellow day harmonkeykah beagle gorp! UTTER CHAOS! the end of all the begin of none...

sah-eee!

the honey-covered dwarfe troupe that is ZOUND

LP1: s/t

LP2: Mwar!!!

LP3: W I R E D

LP4: Rusty Knife

LP5: DX

LP6: Burnt

LP7: Cha! (DOUBLE ALBUM w/Disk Exo & Endo)

LP8: The Signal

LP9: Death By Melody

BEST OF: UTTER CHAOS!

THE FINAL MASSAGE:

I regret to inform you all that after an extremely successful period of musical exploration...

My one man band, Glazed & Confused... is no more

After spewing out 9 albums and over 200 songs of sheer sonic insanity, the band is being put down...

Sources say "the break up is due to creative differences, and that all the hardcore G&C fans should be on the lookout for a new one-man band popping up some time in early 2003..."

Many will never forget the band's unique fusion of techno, folk, death metal, and christian morals... or the odd blend of harmonica and a barking dog... either way... they will never forget...

As a final goodbye to the legendary band, the "10th" and final album is being released... UTTER CHAOS: THE BEST OF GLAZED & CONFUSED... featuring all the best from the previous albums, and the two final songs ever commited to computer by the band...

Lead singer says, "Not to worry... bands come and go, but the music will live on forever... in our hearts..."

BATTLE ON, Glazed & Confused... BATTLE... ON!~

This is a message for Glazed and Confused from Caitlyn Faidley <lilcait@hotmail.com>

Hey Glazed and Confused, My name is Caitlyn Faidley, and I am part of a Christian internet radio station called Crossrock.com. The last couple years we have played signed music artists, but recently, we have decided to go strictly to unsigned artists for our stream. My class has listened to your music, and really enjoyed it. We would appreciate it if you could please send us a copy of your CD for us for us to play on our stream 24/7. If you decide to send us a copy, you can send it to the following address: 19303 Fremont Ave. N Shoreline Washington 98133 IF you have any further comments, you can email us at crossrock@crossrock.com Thank you very much, and good luck with your music! God Bless! Caitlyn Faidley Music researcher Crossrock

christ asian radio!

tho i have been on national radio... international in fact!

GLAZED & PRAISED:

I went there. those sure are a lot of apples! Bet you'll kick the ass of that other Ash dude, the one who goes Kung fu do whatcha do to me... I liked it.

-B Grade Groupie

interesting

-pins

Now that was something completely different.

-avma

keep up the original work

-britt

Very bizarre! But 'bizarre' is a good thing...

UNTIL IT KILLS YOU!!!!

-senz

dude, fucking breath

listened to the first one, weezer cover... and there was a part where you sounded handicapped and i couldn't help but laugh. hahahah crazy/funny shit. interesting instrumentation in the background :rofl:

cheers!

-The Reckoner 00

hmmm i could hear that blasting over the speakers at work tomorrow already. these people think im fucked up. good job.

-strangerdanger

damn, i just downloaded oneof your songs and all i can say is, damn. what was the thought process going through your mind when you recorded this?

-frogdude10

settle down buddy!!!

btw really liked glazed and confused!!

AND

ash' shit is just brilliant

-clockwork

Ash music the new heroin for digitards.

-djamok

And ash... I need "X marks the pot" for my porn soundtrack

hulking psycho