Forum Stage Xmas 2005
From Fswiki
Forum Stage Special #1
Special Description: Fett and Zix get into a fight over festive names. Being politically correct sucks.
Character Appearences (in order): Angel, Jesus, God, Devil, Lucon, Zix, Fett, Gamexprt 1, MegaRose, Hundera, Velox, Narrator, Spandex, Ghostmail, YesIAmAnIdiot, Fabio (as a turkey)
Transcript
{holiday music playing ; Lucon then smashes the radio with a hammer}
Lucon: Well, that takes care of that. What other music do we got?
Zix: Well, I DID manage to grab this from Sir Lemming...
{Mouse clicking over a computer folder ; Six Flags theme music then starts playing}
Zix: Wow. This song is old. Let's put in something else.
Fett: You guys! Holy crap, you guys! Seriously, you guys! You GUUUUUUYYSSS!!!!
Zix: What?? What is it?!
Gex: And why are you talking like Cartman?!
Fett: Sorry. {clears throat} I just thought of something really cool that we could do. Okay. Get this! We change our usernames to holiday-ish ones. That way, the forums will become more festive! Okay. Now. Everyone come up with a new username during the screen transition. {A black screen with text that says: Screen Transition (how original) comes up} Okay then. 1, 2, 3!
{everyone's username changes}
Fett: Hunh. This is the best idea i've ever-- uhh...what's that?!
Zix: What? Oh, I get it. Dude, sorry. I didn't know you done that. But it's okay, it's not like anyone else is doing it.
Gex: Hey guys! Hey! You copied me!
Velox: What's going on here? Oh. Look at that.
Fett: Okay. I came up with this idea, so I get to keep it.
Gex: No way! My username sounds more like 'Merry X-mas' so I get to keep it!
Zix: What?! No way THAT'S happening! As king of posts {a word bubble that says 'Spam King' pops up} I forbid it!
Velox: Well, surely there's SOME WAY to figure this out.
Zix: Are YOU thinking what I'M thinking?
Fett and Zix: BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!!
Gex and Velox: Battle to the death??? {instead of saying 'death' Velox says UUUUHHH!!! as he gets decapitated}
{Zix and Fett then look at Gex in an anime-ish style ; Gex looks scared ; Fett and Zix do a 'Kamahamaha-ish' thing with they're hands and Gex is lit on fire}
Fett: Huh. I didn't know I could do that!
{Zix then punches Fett and Fett goes flying}
Narrator: And as Fett glared at Zix with measured fury, he let forth, and...oh, oh dear...it appears that these pages are stuck together! Well...uh...they fought...and then, I turn the page, and THIS happened.
{Fett and Zix fall out the window and into Hundera's pool}
Zix: Damn it! I'm all wet!
Fett: Yeah, me too. Let's dry off, then we can keep fighting.
Zix: Geeze, I'm freezing. Let's get a towel from the first person we see. Oh, great. Hey, Span-uhh... Spa-astrix Dex, you got a towel?
Spandex: Why are you guys all wet? Were you swimming? Was Cassie there in her bathing suit? Or Ally??
Fett: Uuuuhhh..no...we were fighting and we fell into Hundera's pool. Could you loan us a towel?
Spandex: Uuuhhh...uh well, I could, but I wouldn't want to get oil on my nice, soft towels...
Zix: What? Oil?
Spandex: Yeah. Hundera forced me to fill his pool with oil so he could make a big Christmas candle. I'm not sure why exactly...
Fett: So now we're covered in oil?!
Spandex: Yup. Oh ho, here comes Gex! Hiya...Umm...why is he on fire?
Zix: HOLY CRAP! RUN!!!
YesIAmAnIdiot: To all of you at home from all of us from Forum Stage. Happy Holidays. There, I said it, you politicaly correct bastards. Aw, hell, Merry Christmas!
Spandex: And a Happy New Year!
{Hundera then shoots Spandex}
MegaRose: Was that really neccessary?
Hundera: I dunno...
{ending credits}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- Fett's mouth keeps on moving as a joke that Fett never stops talking
- When Fett is talking in one scene, a word bubble pops up that says 'My mouth's moving, but I ain't saying nothing'
- When a word bubble pops up that says 'Spam King' it's refering to the fact that Zix used to post spam everywhere on the Bonus Stage Forums.
- This is why Zix has a humungously large post count.
- This is also why Matt Wilson added the '90 second after posting' rule to stop floodings.
- This episode of Forum Stage was done by Zix
Goofs
- A mouth appears on screen without a body every now and then.
- In the begining, as scenes are scrolling down, the Angel's halo turn's from gold to black.
- In the Gex chase sceen, there is a line over Fett's head.
