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Forum Stage Episode #1

Episode Description: Idiot gets warped to the BS forums, starting the webtoon that was so bad, Homestar Runner died.

Cast (in order of appearance): Zach Hinchliffe, YesIAmAnIdiot, Fabio, Bup, ZRG, Lucon, zlxq3000, Gamexprt1, MilkGod, Rya's Lover, Hundera, Fett, MegaRose, Ghostmail, Inuyasha

Transcript

Idiot: Wow, what a great day. First I get a date with a super model. Then I inherited 10 billion dollars. Then they cancel Krypto the Super Dog. It just doesn't get much better than this. I guess I'll check out what the folks of the Bonus Stage forum are up to.

(He sits down at his computer and starts reading.)

Idiot: What... they're making a web cartoon about the forums? That's retar-- AAAAAAHHH!!!!! (He is interrupted by getting struck by lighting and then gets zapped in the computer)

(Roll opening)

(Idiot is waking up on the ground) Idiot: Owww, where am I?

(He sees Fabio looking down at him)

Fabio: Who are you?

Bup: He’s Idiot.

Idiot: No it's not, I'm--

(interrupted by Bup)

Bup: Idiot! You heard him he's an Idiot.

Fabio: OK, cool... hey, we haven’t had a new guy in a while.

Idiot: No! my name isn't--

Bup: IDIOT! IDIOT!

Idiot: (sigh) Yes... Yes, I Am An Idiot. So.... where am I?

'Fabio: The Bonus Stage Forums.

Idiot: The Bonus Stage Forums?

Fabio: Yeah....

Idiot: So. I was surfing the forums.... And I got hit by lighting so now I'm magically in the internet?

Fabio: Makes sense to me.

Idiot: (pauses for a second) Have you been educated past the 2nd grade?

Fabio: Maybe.

Idiot: I thought so. Sheesh! Good thing I wasn't on Newgrounds.

(Shows a scene with Idiot in Newgrounds.)

Idiot: Cool, this is Newgrounds. Oh-no, POPUPS!

(Giant "YOU ARE THE 1,000,00th* SITE VISITOR! YOU GET FREE XXX SPYWARE REMOVAL!" popup falls on him)

(Goes back to the forums.)

Fabio: How about I show you around?

(Cuts to a close up of just ZRG like he's talking to Idiot)

ZRG: Nice to meet you.

YIAAI: What?

ZRG: Sorry. I don't know you, so I can't come up with a sarcastic retort yet.

(Cuts to a close up of just Lucon like he's talking to Idiot)

Lucon: Your name is Idiot eh? Here's a pamphlet.

(hands Idiot a Pamphlet)

(Idiot reads it)

Idiot: So you wan't to be a Luconut, what it this a cult?

Lucon: maybe.....

(Cuts to a close up of just Zix like he's talking to Idiot)

zlxq3000: NO ONE touches my post count.

Idiot: But I'm not an admin....

zlxq3000: NO ONE!

(Cuts to a close up of just Gamexprt like he's talking to Idiot)

Gamexprt: Hey check out these awesome pictures I drew that totally suck! This one. And this one, and this one, and this one.

(Idiot's eyes catch on fire.)

(Cuts to a close up of just MilkGod like he's talking to Idiot)

Milky: How in hell did I get dragged into this?!

YIAAI: I dunno. Magic? The interweb? A cookie?!

(Cuts to a close up of just Rya's Lover like he's talking to Idiot)

Rya's Lover: IS IT SO WRONG THAT I JUST MADE OUT WITH THIS LAMPPOST WITH A PICTURE OF RYA ON IT?!

(Cuts to a close up of just Megarose like she's talking to Idiot)

Megarose: Ah, Another person to be a Subject.

(Cuts to a close up of Fett and Hundera like they're talking to each other)

Hundera: Is it my turn to light Gamexprt on fire yet?!

Fett: NO! NOT UNTIL WEDNESDAY!

(Cuts to a close up of just Ghostmail like he's talking to Idiot)

Ghostmail: OoOoOoOo I'm in your mailbox!

(cut out to YIAAI standing next to Ghostmail)

Idiot: You sure are.

(Cuts to a close up of just Bup like he's talking to Idiot)

Bup: IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! ID--- YIAAI: SHUT. UP.

Fabio: I guess that leaves me. (Eyes turn all black with red anarchy symbols in them) If you call me Fabivini I’ll rip out your throat.

Idiot: Oh my god! I have to get the hell out of here.

(He starts running. He keeps running screaming AHHH for about 15 seconds till he stops to rest and he says)

Idiot: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Real Monsters. Now enough of that, time to get find a way out of here.

(It shows Bup Listing to Idiot from a distance)

Bup (In his mind): Hmm... He's looking for a way out of here. That gives me an idea. A sexy idea. But I will need some assistance to sell it.

(Shows him looking at the rest of the characters doing something don't know)

Bup (thinking): Hmm, who to use. Blinky, nah he's already had his one line this episode. Gamexprt, Nah to retarded. Inuyasha (it shows Inuyasha) Nah too overused. Rya Person.... eh evil enough

(walks over to rya's lover)

Bup: Hey Rya's lover, I will give you a Rya doll and a slippy slide if you help me.

Rya’s Lover: Dreams do come true.

(Bup and Rya's Lover walks up to Idiot)

Bup: Hey Idiot, I heard your looking for a way out of here.

Idiot: Yeah, why?

Bup: Well it just so happens that me and Rya here know a way out. Isn’t that right Rya.

Rya's Lover: Oh yeah uh sure we totally know a way out. And I'm "Rya's Lover", not "Rya".

Idiot: REALLY?! What do I have to do?

Bup: Well collect these things on this list and well show ya.

(It goes through a sequence where Idiot is doing dangerous/pointless things like climbing the side of a mountain, trying to find hay in a needle stack and etc)

(Idiot is looking down at the ground huffing and puffing)

Idiot: (Huff Huff) OK.... I got everything now what?

(It shows Bup and rya going down a slip and slide)

Idiot: I had to get all that for a slip and slide?

Bup: Yep.

(Idiot pauses angrily for a bit, then kicks Rya's Lover offscreen and throws Bup upwards. camera changes to look at bup flying upwards)

Bup: TEAM BUP'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!! *ding*

(Idiot stands there, dumbfounded for a second, then gets all big, shiny anime-eyed)

Idiot (sappy voice): ALRIGHT, NOW I CAN GET THE NEXT GYM BADGE!!!

(Shows a picture of an anime-style YIAAI running, with the BG music saying "SOMETHING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP!!!!!")

(Cut to credits)