MNCAN

From Egs Mayhem

MNCAN (full name Mayhem News and Current Affairs Network) is Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.

Contents 1 Slogans 2 Staff 3 Programs and Subsidiary Channels 4 Links

Slogans

• WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.
• TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
• MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
• NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.
• WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.
• ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.
• COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.
• BROADCASTING MIND-CONTROL SIGNALS INTO YOUR BRAIN SINCE 2007.
• IT'S THE NEWS. THAT'S IT. GET USED TO IT.
• And many more.....

Staff

• Artmoogle - Does occasional field reports.
• Benjamin Dover - MNCAN's most prolific and probably most famous reporter.
• Brick Butterwalk - MNCAN's man about town.
• Cortanya - AI form of Anya. Field reporter.
• Crispy Baines - Sports, also hosts a talk show.
• Hugh R. Watching - EGS Main correspondent.
• Jack R. Lope - Another man about town.
• James Dandy - Field reporter.
• Joel Robertson - RL correspondent.
• John Fro - Field reporter.
• Justin D. Nickerthyme - Outer space correspondent.
• Kate Defoe - Field reporter.
• Kenneth Wefixit - Portal Central correspondent.
• Miles Sinkau - Field reporter.
• Richard Head - Anchorman.
• Robert Ferapples - Reports on Let's Count to a Million!!!
• Rodger van Mortis - Obituaries.
• Squirt Mudbottom - Gossip reporter.
• Stanley Duppanshout - Reports on MY ROCK!!
• Theresa Green - Fort Mayhem correspondent.
• Toni Zerranati - Field reporter.

Programs and Subsidiary Channels

• Crispy Baines' unnamed talk show.
• The KyGreg Show.
• Mayhem Tonight - A current-affairs program. "For when you just don't give a damn about real news."
• MSN - Mayhem Sports Network. "Not just an IM client anymore!"

Links

Tune in!