MNCAN
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MNCAN (full name Mayhem News and Current Affairs Network) is Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.
The logo.
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Slogans
- WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.
- TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
- MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
- NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.
- WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.
- ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.
- COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.
- BROADCASTING MIND-CONTROL SIGNALS INTO YOUR BRAIN SINCE 2007.
- IT'S THE NEWS. THAT'S IT. GET USED TO IT.
- And many more.....
Staff
- Artmoogle - Does occasional field reports.
- Benjamin Dover - MNCAN's most prolific and probably most famous reporter.
- Brick Butterwalk - MNCAN's man about town.
- Cortanya - AI form of Anya. Field reporter.
- Crispy Baines - Sports, also hosts a talk show.
- Hugh R. Watching - EGS Main correspondent.
- James Dandy - Field reporter.
- Joel Robertson - RL correspondent.
- John Fro - Field reporter.
- Justin D. Nickerthyme - Outer space correspondent.
- Kate Defoe - Field reporter.
- Kenneth Wefixit - Portal Central correspondent.
- Miles Sinkau - Field reporter.
- Richard Head - Anchorman.
- Robert Ferapples - Reports on Let's Count to a Million!!!
- Rodger van Mortis - Obituaries.
- Squirt Mudbottom - Gossip reporter.
- Stanley Duppanshout - Reports on MY ROCK!
- Theresa Green - Fort Mayhem correspondent.
- Toni Zerranati - Field reporter.
Programs and Subsidiary Channels
- Crispy Baines' unnamed talk show.
- The KyGreg Show.
- Mayhem Tonight - A current-affairs program. "For when you just don't give a damn about real news."
- MSN - Mayhem Sports Network. "Not just an IM client anymore!"
