A Damn Good Offense

From Egs Mayhem

The "Damn Good Offense" is the Hammer o' Justice's most-used defensive measure. The thread of overwhelming retaliation is an extremely effective preventative strategy. When things go sour, Computer prefers an expanding sphere of nuclear-warhead-tipped missiles to its forcefield.

Components:

The Damn Good Offense consists of:

• One railgun located at each of the eight poles of the Hammer.
• Four superheavy TARVIS-armed railguns
• A literally infinite supply of missiles;
  • Nuclear-tipped
  • Bioweapon-tipped
  • Nanite-loaded
  • Antimagic
  • EMP
  • Teraport/Teleport-Nuke insertion system
  • Teraport/Teleport-Nanite insertion system
  • Antimatter-tipped
  • Phased (Ethereal, passes through non-dead matter/energy)
  • Singularity-generating
  • Magic
  • Heatseeking, Lifeseeking, Goodseeking trackers
• Armies of Combat Droids:
  • Mining Droids
  • Lab Droids
  • Cleaning Droids
  • Battle Droids
  • Fighter Ships
  • Deathbots
  • Doombots
  • Hammerbots
  • PlanetBusters
  • Dread Naughts
  • Satellites
    • Laserlite
    • Ultralite
    • Budlite
  • Lingeriebots
  • Fake Lommy Bots
  • Nanite Swarms
• Laser Cannons mounted every half-mile
  • Pulse Cannon
  • Slice Cannon
  • Stab Cannon
• Chemical Countermeasures
  • Stink Cannon
  • Stick Cannon
  • Shrink Cannon
  • Catgirl Cannon (Not often used)
  • Burn Cannon
  • Pearl Cannon
  • Fizz Cannon
  • Plague Cannon