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From Egs Mayhem
Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channnel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.
Slogans
- WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.
- TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
- MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
- NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.
- WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.
- ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.
- COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.
Reporters
- Richard Head- Anchorman.
- Crispy Baines- Sports, also hosts a talk show.
- Benjamin Dover
- Toni Zerranati
- Kate Defoe
- James Dandy
- Theresa Green
- Justin D. Nickerthyme