From Egs Mayhem

This is an item given in a Newbie pack. In fact, it was the first item to be given out to newbies. The reason why it is given out has been, as said in the Newbie pack article, “lost in the mist of time”. As yet, I still have yet to determine what it is meant to be used for, if anything.

Anecdotes suggest it's a bad idea to use copy/paste guns on dead fish, for fear of turning them into zombies.

Theories on use

There are several theories as to the use of the dead fish. These include, but are not limited to:

• Some use the dead fish to slap others.
• Others have been known to eat the dead fish (if reasonably fresh).