Category:Zodiac signs

From Egs Mayhem

Now you may find inconceivable, or at least a bit unlikely, that the relative positions of the planets and the stars could have a special deep signifigance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some type of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true. Where was I?

Oh yes, the Mayhem Wiki. Here ya go: