Giant Spaceship Thing o' Doomness
From Egs Mayhem
Revision as of 05:01, 29 October 2006 by 138.130.173.111 (Talk)
A giant spaceship thing from The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread. Staffed by some sort of military unit, including Major Disaster, General Store, Major Look, Corporal Punishment, Major Catastrophe, Private Joshua Parts and Private Lance Boyle.
Not even they know what their role in the story is, but they're damned if they're going to fail at it.
...yeah...they're damned.
The ship has a large weapons array, however all the bombs are Kwaktonium-743 bombs, so they're pretty much for decoration.
Staff
- General Store- a rather incompetent general with unpleasant boils who gets high off painkillers too easily and nukes things from orbit.
- Major Disaster- Not the sharpest tack on the board. Favoured by General Store as his boil lancer.
- Major Look- Possibly the only competent officer on the whole ship. Often corrects General Store.
- Corporal Punishment- Head of bioweapons research. Developed the Following Plants.
- Private Lance Boyle- An expert boil lancer.
- Major Catastrophe- Rather like Major Disaster.
- Private Parts- Owns an extensive porn collection, which he sometimes lends to General Store.
