Backstory50 MKRP

From Egs Mayhem

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• Atescu awakens early, and sets out pies in the bakery.
• Grim (who slept late) is running to the bakery, when he spies a figure walking by, whom he greets. The figure turns out to be Kraggi (v5'd).
• Freek takes a batch of freshly-baked cookies out of the oven.
• Eshli has found a baseball, and tosses it up and down.
• Kraggi and Grim chat.
• Sage awakes from his nap, and heads for the bakery, in search of something for breakfast.
• Kraggi, being very excited at Grim's mention of cookies and pies, charges into the bakery, dragging Grim with her.
• Eric flies through town, having been transformed into a fairy, apparently at the whim of his god.
• Eric flies into the bakery, and perches on Kraggi's shoulder. He introduces himself, and explains that he has been transformed, and needs to nestle in a woman's cleavage for an undisclosed amount of time in order to return to human form.
• Kraggi explains that (a) she is not actually a woman, and (b) Eric is not getting into her shirt, on pain of being squashed.
• A shrunken Kirk appears, and perches himself on Kraggi's other shoulder. He introduces himself, and leers at Kraggi's... endowments. This earns him a flicking off of said shoulder.

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• James arrives in the bakery.
• HomerNet wakes up, climbs out of bed, and hikes into town.
• Sage enters the bakery, and asks about breakfast-type baked goods.
• Kraggi asks James what he is the god of. James says that he is the God of Awesomeness. Or Awesome.
• HomerNet enters the bakery, and is admired by Kraggi.
• Kraggi greets HomerNet, and starts to ask her something, when James grabs Eric and stuffs him into HomerNet's cleavage, then teleports himself away.
• JonJonAug enters the bakery, sees HomerNet, and tells her about a special TF gun that created specifically for her, to restore her to male form. He then sits down, and asks Kasumi for the food that he ordered earlier. Kasumi than goes to get it.
• Kraggi asks Eric if he was required to take an oath of celibacy. Eric says that he asked once, and received a concussion for his pains, but no answer as such.
• Kraggi fishes around in Homer's shirt for Eric, and pulls him up enough to be visible.
• Atesu asks Sage what he would like. Freek heads out to see the rest of the town.
• James summons the Pervert Fairy.
• Kraggi asks for three pumpkin pies and two dozen cookies, and asks how much that would be in Zarbortokens.
• Sage orders "a dozen scones, 3 dozen glazed doughnuts, and a cake, preferably chocolate."
• Kraggi complains that she was there first, before Sage.
• Another fairy (James) appears, and dives into Kraggi's cleavage, before being forcibly removed by Kraggi, and thrown against a wall.
• Sage gives Kraggi a business card. She bites the card, then puts it in her pocket.

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• Atescu fills Kraggi's order, and calculates a price for same (about $65 or 390 Zarbortokens).
• Kraggi takes her goods, pays for them, and asks if someone could help carry her purchases. Grim volunteers.
• Atescu fills Sage's order, as Sage pays for it.
• Grim asks Kraggi what the lake is called. Kraggi says that she heard it called "Redstone Lake" by the realtor. She asks Grim if he wants to go swimming.
• Grim agrees, and Kraggi has an internal argument as to whether to get a swimsuit or go without.
• JJA opens the TF Store. (Description of the items stocked, as well as description of V6 forms.)
• Back at the bakery: HomerNet yanks Eric out of her cleavage, and orders a bear-claw.
• HomerNet walks down the street, and sees the newly-opened pub. She goes in to apply for a job.
• Eric flies out and apologises, then an unknown force takes over his wings and sends him deeper into HomerNet's cleavage again.
• HomerNet opens her top slightly, and Eric flies out and is restored to normal form.
• HammerQueen makes an appearance, watching the situation with Eric and HomerNet.
• Sanchay pops up and greets HQ, introducing herself.
• HQ introduces herself, and says she's new here.
• James floats down from the sky, and says that HQ will need a house. HQ is not seen again in Mossy Knoll after this page...

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• Sqauto goes to the pub, in order to interview Homer (Note: it says "Helen" - this may be confusion on Squato's part) for a job.
• James tells Eric that he needs a job. He asks Eric if he knows how to mix drinks, and on being told "No", uses his powers to give him the required knowledge and skills. He then commands Eric to go to the pub and get a job there.
• Ann appears in the town square, rather confused, and sans clothing. She summons the magic T-shirt that Lomgren gave her, and uses it to cover herself.
• At the lake: Kraggi takes off her top and jeans, and goes swimming in her underwear.

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Lake

• Grim follows suit, and dives in after Kraggi. The lake turns out to be a bit cold...
• There is a splash as a new person comes in, and Grim grabs for the nearest thing to grab. This turns out to be Kraggi.

Town Square

• Knave (GoKF) appears next to Ann, similarly unclad. He summons the Regalia of Death, covers himself, and comments that this feature may need fixing.
• f-ej2 flies down into the Deathmanse and back out, using the permanent night as cover.
• Knave wraps the Deathcloak around Ann, and the two head back to the Deathmanse.

Deathmanse

• Ann and Knave discover the corpse of Knave, being prodded by what appears to be Ann. Ann is very confused by this.
• The new Ann explains that she was in the body when it was revived by a certain phoenix-woman.
• Ann realises who this is - the other (former ghost) Ann.
• Brad appears, and offers Ann a magic clothing ball. She politely refuses it.

Lake

• The new person introduces himself to Grim and Kraggi as the God of Awesome.

Pub

• Eric jumps behind the bar, and proceeds to demonstrate his new mad drinks-making skillz.

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• GoKF says he should have some dresses around the place, or at least a spare robe.

Lake

• Grim lets go of Kraggi, hoping that she would understand his grabbing was a reflex.
• Kraggi greets James, and asks after Eric.
• James shakes Grim's hand as he is introduced by Kraggi. James then teleports away.

Deathmanse

• GoKF takes Ann to find some new clothing for her, since the new Ann has her uniform.
• Brad makes a robe for Ann, using his magic yarn.

Lake

• Kraggi dives down to check for fish in the lake.
• Grim dives after her.

Deathmanse

• Ann declines Brad's offer (again), and Gokf takes Ann upstairs, and finds her a black dress to wear.
• Ann checks herself out in the mirror, while the new Ann gets used to her new body.

Lake

• Kraggi starts to resurface, and has some difficulties...

Page 32 Lake

• Grim notices Kraggi is in difficulties, and lends her a hand.

Lomgren's house

• Lomgren awakes from a nightmare as his alarm goes off. He has some brunch, then cleans up and heads into town.

Tower of Vor

• Lora looks out over the lake, and sees the swimmers, recognising one of them as Kraggi. She hops into her dinghy, and rows over to visit.

Town Square

• Lomgren looks around for a place to buy or rent for his store.

Pub

• Sqauto checks over Eric's work, and hires him. He then gets ready to open up the pub.
• Sqauto posts OOC a description of the pub's layout and wares.

Deathmanse

• Ann sees GoKF looking at her, and strikes a sexy postpose.
• Ann(2) peeks in on Ann while taking a sip from a flask she found on her person, and nearly chokes on it. Both Anns blush, for different reasons.
• The new Ann comments that she is more open about herself here.
• GoKF joins the blushing epidemic, as he recalls certain dreams he apparently forgot to share with the new Ann.

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• Scribble makes a dramatic entrance at the lakeside.

Town Square

• Lomgren finds a shop that looks exactly right for him.

Deathmanse

• Ann is puzzled that the new Ann is so embarrassed, after Helen took that photo of her and Homer in the same bed.
• Ann2 has no idea what Ann is talking about. Apparently it never happened in her timeline.
• Ann makes a bid to outdo Lomgren in the blushing stakes, and then suggests they get some food, in order to get away from the awkward moment.
• All three shudder as Scribble's tentacle of darkness passes over them. Ann looks out of the window, but doesn't see the cause of it.

Townwards

• Scribble walks into town in the altogether, having no concept of clothing or modesty.

Town

• Lomgren checks out the building he has chosen a little more carefully.

Deathmanse

• Ann agrees with GoKF's suggestion of the pub, then remembers that New Ann has her wallet.
• Ann offers her spare room to the new Ann. New Ann decides to discuss it over food. She hasn't tasted food in years.
• GoKF brings up a problem with two Anns...

Town

• Lomgren finds the owner of the building, and negotiates a lease.

Deathmanse

• Ann and Ann2 realise the problem. They look at each other for a moment, then announce that they're willing to share...

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Town

• Lomgren sets up a sign in the window of his new store, announcing the coming of Lomgren's Books. He then decides to head for the pub, which is now open for business (and meals).

Deathmanse

• GoKF blinks at the pronouncement, then shrugs and decides to see how it works out.
• The Anns both realise that their heats synchronising could be a problem, but decide to talk about it over food.
• The Anns (plus GoKF) head out to the pub, in search of food.

Town

• Lomgren exits from his bookstore-to-be, and sees Ann. He waves to her, then freezes in confusion at the sight of two Anns.
• Ann spots Lomgren, and walks over to him. Ann(2) thinks Lomgren looks vaguely familiar, somehow.
• GoKF zaps himself with the Scythe, and becomes f-GoKF.
• Lomgren is more confused at this point. Ann takes him in paw, and tells him that the other Ann is her twin sister.
• Ann(2) drags f-GoKF to the pub, where f-GoKF orders sandwiches for herself and Ann2. The one she orders for Ann2 is italicised...
• Ann helps Lomgren up, and leads him into the pub.
• Ann enters, and takes a seat across from f-GoKF. She looks around with approval, and decides she might be a regular here.
• Lomgren feels awkward, not wanting to intrude, but f-GoKF invites him to join them.

• Ann moves over to give Lomgren room to sit, and starts to perform introductions. This runs into a problem of how to introduce Ann2...
• Ann and Ann2 move away from the table, and hold a whispered discussion...

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Pub

• Lomgren asks f-GoKF how he/she came into the Office. She explains this: she was the first to claim the Office here. In other worlds, it was a case of killing the previous Officeholder (as described in On a Pale Horse).
• Discussion between Ann and Ann(2) continues. Ann(2) is not happy about something.
• Ann makes her a deal, the details of which are not yet revealed.
• Lomgren asks f-GoKF about teh permanent full moon over the Deathmanse. She says that it came with the House, along with the skeletons in the closets. Yes, real ones. One of the previous Officeholders though it was funny.
• Ann and her twin resolve their issue, and return to the table. Ann then introduces the other as Rose Pertchin, her twin sister. And Death's girlfriend...
• Lomgren is a bit confused by the tension between Ann and f-GoKF, but greets Rose and shakes her handpaw.
• Scribble (still nekkid) enters the pub. He is not noticed by the group, due to their table being too far from the entrance.
• Freek enters the pub, brushing past Scribble, and tells him to put some clothes on. He then goes to the counter, and asks if the pub could use a cook (Grim).
• Scribble thinks about it, then produces clothing from his body.
• Sage, finishing his baked goods, spots opened pub, and does a happy dance before entering and asking is they serve Martinis.

Homer's Place Homer wakes up in her bed, with no memory of how she got there. And no sign of her clothes...

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Pub

• Sqauto points to the sign stating that all customers must wear clothing. He then informs Sage that they do indeed serve Martinis, and asks him how he wants his.
• Sage orders a vodka martini, shaken not stirred. Eric produces same, using his god-given drink-mixing skills.
• f-GoKF is rather confused by Ann's pronouncement, and asks what happened to the proposed sharing.
• Sage sips his drink, then recalls that he has no tolerance for alcohol. He then continues drinking anyway.
• Lomgren is confused by the mention of "sharing", then gets it, and blushes.

Homer's Place

• Homer searches her home, and finds no sign of any of her clothing. After some creativity with some fancy knots (and a couple of safety pins), she heads into town, wearing her bed-sheet.

The pub (now named The Rex)

• The food arrives, breaking the awkward moment somewhat.

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Town

• Homer arrives, not happy. She asks around for a clothes shop, and is directed by a helpful passer-by to same.

The Rex

• Sage passes out after his one drink, blind drunk. Lomgren looks around, then goes back to eating.

Town

• JJA has an idea, and staffs the TF store with four Nabiki clones, to operate the store in shifts.
• Homer goes to the clothing store, and buys herself a new wardrobe.

The Rex

• f-GoKF checks on Sage to make sure he is all right, then returns to eating her sandwich, which has a little flag on it...