Eyes
From Egs Mayhem
Blobs of jelly most animals use to see with. Used to view waffles, lesbians, and other paragons of sexy-awesome
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Mind's Eye
A dangerous organ of the imagination, capable of creating images that make Cthulu look like an adorable Justin-puppy. Removable by spork, fire, or brain bleach.
Puppy Eyes
A sinister technique that harnesses and concentrates innate cuteness, broadcasting it through the eyes. Incredibly effective at eroding willpower, especially when done in groups and/or on members of the opposite sex.
Third Eye
A term for future sight.
Third Eye Blind
Okay, now I’m just getting silly, ain’t I? -Joat
