MNCAN
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Revision as of 10:56, 14 May 2007 by 58.172.153.72 (Talk)
Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.
The logo.
Slogans
- WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.
- TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
- MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
- NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.
- WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.
- ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.
- COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.
- BROADCASTING MIND-CONTROL SIGNALS INTO YOUR BRAIN SINCE 2007.
- IT'S THE NEWS. THAT'S IT. GET USED TO IT.
Reporters
- Richard Head - Anchorman.
- Crispy Baines - Sports, also hosts a talk show.
- Benjamin Dover
- Toni Zerranati
- Kate Defoe
- James Dandy
- Theresa Green
- Justin D. Nickerthyme
- Rodger van Mortis
