Burningblood
From Egs Mayhem
This page is all about the great and glorious Burningblood. Continued reading has been clinically proven to cause sanity. You have been warned.
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The origin of Burningblood
There are many rumors regarding the origin of the one known as Burningblood.
- Some say that he was created in a secret government program to create the perfect human weapon. The people who say this are wrong and very stupid.
- Still others say that he was the impossible offspring of Chuck Norris and Mr.T. That is wrong, so wrong it hurts.
- Occasionally there are people who claim that BB is a god who has taken mortal form. That would be neat, but it's wrong.
- There have been a few people who have said that BB is actually no one very special at all. Their bodies have never been found.
The truth is that he was spontaneously created within the depths of the internet. Actually, I just made that up, no one has figured out where the heck he came from. Some college students are trying to find out, but for now we'll just assume he came from somewhere stupid.
Anyway, where he came from isn't important right now. What is important is that we answer a very important question. And that question is...
Just who is this Burningblood anyway?
There are several answers to this question, or at least two, neither very interesting, but we're putting them here anyway 'cuz we can.
The fictional forum persona that is mostly used in the more spontaneous and loosely controlled RPs and certain aspects of which is occasionally placed into more official characters is one of the answers to the above question and I should probably try to end this sentence sometime soon. Hang on a second while I catch my breath.
Okay.
Burningblood the Character is a fairly interesting case study for young psychology students researching "more balls than brains syndrome". BB has a nasty habit of having everything he says being sarcastic and thinly veiled death threats, especially when he is in pain. Which happens quite often due to his unusually strict adherence to Murphy’s Law. (Which is surprising, given his almost casual disregard for the Laws of Physics.(except Gravity with a capital G.(which is indeed different from just gravity.))) This usually results in a quick and painful beat down from some far more powerful than he is(i.e. everyone else). He is also a little perverted. And by a little, I mean a lot. This usually ends in a predictable manner that reinforces the law of Everything That Happens, Happens To Hurt Burningblood(ETHHTHBB). He has no powers (other then a surprising ability to withstand punishment) unless he has a copy of the Necronomicon, a guitar, or his Deus Ex Machine.
Burningblood the Poster is not at all similar to his character*. He is just your average EGS Mayhem poster. Has a tendency to want to join RPs but then never sign up. Also wishes he was a little more interesting. It is also worth noting that he has a low self esteem and tries to replace it with a massive ego.
*This is a lie.
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