Backstory50 MKRP

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• Atescu awakens early, and sets out pies in the bakery.
• Grim (who slept late) is running to the bakery, when he spies a figure walking by, whom he greets. The figure turns out to be Kraggi (v5'd).
• Freek takes a batch of freshly-baked cookies out of the oven.
• Eshli has found a baseball, and tosses it up and down.
• Kraggi and Grim chat.
• Sage awakes from his nap, and heads for the bakery, in search of something for breakfast.
• Kraggi, being very excited at Grim's mention of cookies and pies, charges into the bakery, dragging Grim with her.
• Eric flies through town, having been transformed into a fairy, apparently at the whim of his god.
• Eric flies into the bakery, and perches on Kraggi's shoulder. He introduces himself, and explains that he has been transformed, and needs to nestle in a woman's cleavage for an undisclosed amount of time in order to return to human form.
• Kraggi explains that (a) she is not actually a woman, and (b) Eric is not getting into her shirt, on pain of being squashed.
• A shrunken Kirk appears, and perches himself on Kraggi's other shoulder. He introduces himself, and leers at Kraggi's... endowments. This earns him a flicking off of said shoulder.

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• James arrives in the bakery.
• HomerNet wakes up, climbs out of bed, and hikes into town.
• Sage enters the bakery, and asks about breakfast-type baked goods.
• Kraggi asks James what he is the god of. James says that he is the God of Awesomeness. Or Awesome.
• HomerNet enters the bakery, and is admired by Kraggi.
• Kraggi greets HomerNet, and starts to ask her something, when James grabs Eric and stuffs him into HomerNet's cleavage, then teleports himself away.
• JonJonAug enters the bakery, sees HomerNet, and tells her about a special TF gun that created specifically for her, to restore her to male form. He then sits down, and asks Kasumi for the food that he ordered earlier. Kasumi than goes to get it.
• Kraggi asks Eric if he was required to take an oath of celibacy. Eric says that he asked once, and received a concussion for his pains, but no answer as such.
• Kraggi fishes around in Homer's shirt for Eric, and pulls him up enough to be visible.
• Atesu asks Sage what he would like. Freek heads out to see the rest of the town.
• James summons the Pervert Fairy.
• Kraggi asks for three pumpkin pies and two dozen cookies, and asks how much that would be in Zarbortokens.
• Sage orders "a dozen scones, 3 dozen glazed doughnuts, and a cake, preferably chocolate."
• Kraggi complains that she was there first, before Sage.
• Another fairy (James) appears, and dives into Kraggi's cleavage, before being forcibly removed by Kraggi, and thrown against a wall.
• Sage gives Kraggi a business card. She bites the card, then puts it in her pocket.

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