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Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.

Slogans

• WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.
• TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
• MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
• NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.
• WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.
• ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.
• COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.
• BROADCASTING MIND-CONTROL SIGNALS INTO YOUR BRAIN SINCE 2007.
• IT'S THE NEWS. THAT'S IT. GET USED TO IT.

Reporters

• Richard Head - Anchorman.
• Crispy Baines - Sports, also hosts a talk show.
• Benjamin Dover
• Toni Zerranati
• Kate Defoe
• James Dandy
• Theresa Green
• Justin D. Nickerthyme
• Rodger van Mortis