Backstory50 MKRP

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• Atescu awakens early, and sets out pies in the bakery.
• Grim (who slept late) is running to the bakery, when he spies a figure walking by, whom he greets. The figure turns out to be Kraggi (v5'd).
• Freek takes a batch of freshly-baked cookies out of the oven.
• Eshli has found a baseball, and tosses it up and down.
• Kraggi and Grim chat.
• Sage awakes from his nap, and heads for the bakery, in search of something for breakfast.
• Kraggi, being very excited at Grim's mention of cookies and pies, charges into the bakery, dragging Grim with her.
• Eric flies through town, having been transformed into a fairy, apparently at the whim of his god.
• Eric flies into the bakery, and perches on Kraggi's shoulder. He introduces himself, and explains that he has been transformed, and needs to nestle in a woman's cleavage for an undisclosed amount of time in order to return to human form.
• Kraggi explains that (a) she is not actually a woman, and (b) Eric is not getting into her shirt, on pain of being squashed.
• A shrunken Kirk appears, and perches himself on Kraggi's other shoulder. He introduces himself, and leers at Kraggi's... endowments. This earns him a flicking off of said shoulder.

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• James arrives in the bakery.
• HomerNet wakes up, climbs out of bed, and hikes into town.
• Sage enters the bakery, and asks about breakfast-type baked goods.
• Kraggi asks James what he is the god of. James says that he is the God of Awesomeness. Or Awesome.
• HomerNet enters the bakery, and is admired by Kraggi.
• Kraggi greets HomerNet, and starts to ask her something, when James grabs Eric and stuffs him into HomerNet's cleavage, then teleports himself away.
• JonJonAug enters the bakery, sees HomerNet, and tells her about a special TF gun that created specifically for her, to restore her to male form. He then sits down, and asks Kasumi for the food that he ordered earlier. Kasumi than goes to get it.
• Kraggi asks Eric if he was required to take an oath of celibacy. Eric says that he asked once, and received a concussion for his pains, but no answer as such.
• Kraggi fishes around in Homer's shirt for Eric, and pulls him up enough to be visible.
• Atesu asks Sage what he would like. Freek heads out to see the rest of the town.
• James summons the Pervert Fairy.
• Kraggi asks for three pumpkin pies and two dozen cookies, and asks how much that would be in Zarbortokens.
• Sage orders "a dozen scones, 3 dozen glazed doughnuts, and a cake, preferably chocolate."
• Kraggi complains that she was there first, before Sage.
• Another fairy (James) appears, and dives into Kraggi's cleavage, before being forcibly removed by Kraggi, and thrown against a wall.
• Sage gives Kraggi a business card. She bites the card, then puts it in her pocket.

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• Atescu fills Kraggi's order, and calculates a price for same (about $65 or 390 Zarbortokens).
• Kraggi takes her goods, pays for them, and asks if someone could help carry her purchases. Grim volunteers.
• Atescu fills Sage's order, as Sage pays for it.
• Grim asks Kraggi what the lake is called. Kraggi says that she heard it called "Redstone Lake" by the realtor. She asks Grim if he wants to go swimming.
• Grim agrees, and Kraggi has an internal argument as to whether to get a swimsuit or go without.
• JJA opens the TF Store. (Description of the items stocked, as well as description of V6 forms.)
• Back at the bakery: HomerNet yanks Eric out of her cleavage, and orders a bear-claw.
• HomerNet walks down the street, and sees the newly-opened pub. She goes in to apply for a job.
• Eric flies out and apologises, then an unknown force takes over his wings and sends him deeper into HomerNet's cleavage again.
• HomerNet opens her top slightly, and Eric flies out and is restored to normal form.
• HammerQueen makes an appearance, watching the situation with Eric and HomerNet.
• Sanchay pops up and greets HQ, introducing herself.
• HQ introduces herself, and says she's new here.
• James floats down from the sky, and says that HQ will need a house. HQ is not seen again in Mossy Knoll after this page...

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• Sqauto goes to the pub, in order to interview Homer (Note: it says "Helen" - this may be confusion on Squato's part) for a job.
• James tells Eric that he needs a job. He asks Eric if he knows how to mix drinks, and on being told "No", uses his powers to give him the required knowledge and skills. He then commands Eric to go to the pub and get a job there.
• Ann appears in the town square, rather confused, and sans clothing. She summons the magic T-shirt that Lomgren gave her, and uses it to cover herself.
• At the lake: Kraggi takes off her top and jeans, and goes swimming in her underwear.

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Lake

• Grim follows suit, and dives in after Kraggi. The lake turns out to be a bit cold...
• There is a splash as a new person comes in, and Grim grabs for the nearest thing to grab. This turns out to be Kraggi.

Town Square

• Knave (GoKF) appears next to Ann, similarly unclad. He summons the Regalia of Death, covers himself, and comments that this feature may need fixing.
• f-ej2 flies down into the Deathmanse and back out, using the permanent night as cover.
• Knave wraps the Deathcloak around Ann, and the two head back to the Deathmanse.

Deathmanse

• Ann and Knave discover the corpse of Knave, being prodded by what appears to be Ann. Ann is very confused by this.
• The new Ann explains that she was in the body when it was revived by a certain phoenix-woman.
• Ann realises who this is - the other (former ghost) Ann.
• Brad appears, and offers Ann a magic clothing ball. She politely refuses it.

Lake

• The new person introduces himself to Grim and Kraggi as the God of Awesome.

Pub

• Eric jumps behind the bar, and proceeds to demonstrate his new mad drinks-making skillz.

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