Socks

From Egs Mayhem

"Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel."

Contents 1 Invention: 2 Also, they're evil. 3 Sock Supporters 4 Anti-Sock Activists

Invention:

Socks were invented when primitive men living in climes too cold for them decided to go outside in the snow. They killed animals, skinned them, and wrapped them around their feet. This was in the bad old days, before anyone knew how to TF themselves into a catkin to keep warm.

Also, they're evil.

You read it. Socks are bad. Don't wear 'em, or the Owl will use you for legwarmers.

Sock Supporters

• TeddVerres

Anti-Sock Activists

• VOR