Backstory75 MKRP

From Egs Mayhem

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• Grim remembers his accidental daughter from the world Breath of Fire, Amy, who was a Mary Sue.
• Amy was given a new soul.
• Space stuff happens

Outside

• Belle gets barraged with cheesy pick up lines from a gang member.
• Belle has Ex force choke the lad and push him into the trash.
• Ex, now alone, is confronted by members of a gang of anthrodogs.
• Ex, being a Sith, makes quick work of the gang using a lightsaber.
• Ex calls Diana to tend to the injured gang then heads to the Pub.

The Pub

• Atescu gives Kasumi the Bakery keys and goes to the pub.
• It is raining.
• Atescu orders a glass of wine then sleeps there over night.
• Homer showers, dresses, then heads toward the pub for work.
• Homer blushes at the sight of the large, tastefully censored pictures of Grim and Kraggi.
• Homer wakes Atescu up and notes the wasted wine sitting in front of him.
• Atescu orders more wine.
• Helen pours him some left over wine then throws out the bad wine.
• Helen washes the glass by hand to avoid using the industrial dishwasher in back.
• Helen comments on how he is a "lucky bastard" to have employed Kasumi.
• Atescu contends that luck had nothing to do with it and that he is "of legitimate parentage".
• Helen retorts that it is luck then puts up the cleaned wineglass.
• Kasumi is considered the best chef in 9 universes.
• Ex enters the pub and orders a soda.
• Homer gives him a soda then returns to Atescu.
• Atescu claims to be the best pie-maker in the multiverse.
• Ateschu leaves, sees the erotic pictures in the Town Square then returns to the pub for a screwdriver.
• Homer learns Atescu and Grim are brothers.
• Sage enters after seeing the pictures, and he offers to aid Atescu with his request for a memory wipe.
• Ex recognizes Eric the Cleric and thinks he must work there in shifts.
• Eric has no idea what a shift is and says he's just "there a lot."

Author Brothers House

• Elshi creeps into Freek's study and sees him asleep at the computer.
• She begins to read his epic fiction and five pages into it, Freek starts to read along too.
• Startled, Elshi drops the computer mouse.

General Store

• 73 year old Wilma McNelson finds that she has been transformed into a well endowed twenty year old.
• This is a product of Scribble's earlier TF rampage as Vor calls it.
• She wakes her husband Wiley at the General store.
• They rejoice at this miracle.
• Wilma believes the Lord has rewarded her for decent living, while Wiley believes otherwise.
• Wiley contemplates the use of performance enhancing pills.

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General Store

• Scribble sees Wilma is happy and vows to make everyone's life better with transformation.
• He enters the TF shop then freaks out at the sight of five identical women.
• He returns to the General Store flailing and screaming then turns Wiley young too.

The Pub

• Atescu turns down Sage's offer in favor of getting drunk.
• Atescu asks Homer if he can stay the night.
• Homer offers to either put him in the backroom or to call him a cab.
• Atescu declines the cab in favor of the backroom.
• Scribble enters the Pub.
• This startles Ex who spills his second soda over his robes.
• Scribble asks Ex about his (Scribble's) daughter.
• Homer pours Atescu eight Pan Galactic Gargleblasters.
• Rocky orders another drink.
• Atescu drinks all eight and then quotes a nonsense version of "The Raven" before collapsing.
• Homer puts Atescu in the backroom.
• Homer then gives Rocky a can of WhoopAss.

The Restaurant: on a Stove.

• Female Kraggi retroactively falls asleep and is "friggen HOT."
• Kraggi wakes up and wakes Grim up.
• Kraggi wants to "get on with it."
• Grim wasn't asleep. He was resting and watching Kraggi sleep.
• Grim and Kraggi go at it as a tasteful curtain falls.
• This brings them out of yesterday and into the current time frame.

Ann's House

• Ann think talks with the KF who is in her head.
• She asks what he means when he said he departed his body earlier.
• Ann grabs a drink and checks Ann-KF's pulse again.
• KF claims his body is still alive without him.
• KF and Ann feel Ann-KF's pulse.
• AP gives an OOC recap of current locations and time frames.
• Ann is drunk, wobbly, and confused.
• Ann sees Rose wrapped around around Ann-KF and thinks it cute.
• KF seconds this and then explains about why he was duplicated being a corporeal soul and all.

Author Brothers House

• Elshi comments on Freeks story and asks for clarification.
• Freek explains the part about amnesia juice.