Backstory75 MKRP

From Egs Mayhem

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• Grim remembers his accidental daughter from the world Breath of Fire, Amy, Who was a mary sue.
• Amy was given a new soul.
• Space stuff happens
• Belle gets barraged with cheesy pick up lines from a gang member.
• Belle has Ex force choke the lad and push him into the trash.
• Ex, now alone, is confronted by members of a gang of anthrodogs.
• Ex, being a sith, makes quick work of the gang using a lightsaber.
• Ex calls Diana to tend to the injured gang then heads to the Pub.

The Pub

• Atescu gives kasumi the Bakery keys and goes to the pub.
• It is raining.
• Atescu orders a glass of wine then sleeps there over night.
• Homer showers, dresses, then heads toward the pub for work.
• Homer blushes at the sight of the large, tastefully censored pictures of Grim and Kraggi.
• Homer wakes Grim up and notes the wasted wine sitting infront of Atescu.
• Atescu Orders more wine.
• Helen pours him some left over wine then throws out the bad wine.
• Helen washes the glass by hand to avoid using the industrial dishwasher in back.
• Helen comments on how he is a "lucky bastard" to have employed Kasumi.
• Atescu contends that luck had nothing to do with it and that he is "of legitimate parentage".
• Helen retorts that it is luck then puts up the cleaned wineglass.
• Kasumi is considered the best chef in 9 universes.
• Ex enters the pub and orders a soda.
• Homer gives him a soda then returns to Atescu.
• Atescu claims to be the best piemaker in the multiverse.
• Ateschu leaves, sees the erotic pictures in the Square then returns to the pub for a screwdriver.
• Homer learns Atescu and Grim are brothers.
• Sage enters after seeing the pictures and offers to aid Atescu with his request for a memory wipe.
• Ex recognizes Eric the Cleric and thinks he must work there in shifts.
• Eric has no idea what a shift is and says he's just "there a lot."

Author Brothers House

• Elshi creeps into Freek's study annd sees him asleep at the computer.
• She begins to read his epic fiction and five pages into it, Freek starts to read along too.
• Startled, Elshi drops the computer mouse.

General Store

• 73 year old Wilma McNelson finds that she has been transformed into a well endowed twenty year old.
• This is a product of Scribble's earlier TF rampage as Vor calls it.
• She wakes her husband Wiley at the General store.
• They rejoice at this miracle.
• Wilma believes the Lord has rewarded her for decent living, while Wiley believes otherwise.
• Wiley contemplates the use of performance enhancing pills.