The Kool

From Egs Mayhem

Newly revamped! I have an awesomely long inventory, run two games(only one of which has remained here), and play in a number of games. I've just recently recognized some of my characters as the muses they deserve to be called, so you can scroll to the bottom for that. I'm trying to get into the spirit of Mayhem, but I'm relatively new, so I haven't been involved in any of the big events like the Crossover Wars.

Note to self: Revamp this page - again! Include more info about yourself.

Contents 1 The Kool 1.1 Fluff about the Kool behind the Keyboard 2 Inventory 3 Games

The Kool

The Kool of the forums is a close approximation of the Kool of Real Life, but with Mayhem, this probably won't stay true for long. In fact, he's currently currently cat-girlified by Kaley, so I guess he isn't anymore. He has decided to forgo use of his clothes at the moment, due to the convenient fur covers all rule, but kept the robe.

I may eventually draw some sketches, but until then, picture this: Black bandanna with white patterns tied on his head (like a pirate), about an inch of brown hair sticking out underneath, and a layer of stubble that never goes away, as he's too lazy to shave more than twice a year. Blue eyes, tanned skin, tall and well-muscled, despite the fact that he hardly ever works out. He wears a green, blue, and a little bit of white plaid bathrobe over his clothes, hanging open in the front. He has a large collection of T-shirts from a wide variety of sources, but always seems to be wearing the same khaki zip-off cargo pants. Always seems to go around in socks and sandals.

Kool has ADHD, but as he's extremely lazy, one never really notices. Often calls himself Newton's first law in the flesh: "A body in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. A body at rest tends to stay at rest, unless acted upon by an outside force." A hard worker when he puts his hand to it, he prefers to put his hand to fun. In fact, he finds it rather hard to think about anything else.

Kool has a number of muses. His muse of Curiosity, Fun, and Carefreeness is a cat-girl named Kaley, who has the ability to turn other people into cat-girls, as well as documented use of the Cuteness Defense Shield. His muse of Inventiveness, Inspiration, and Adaptability is Jimmy, a cool dude with bottomless pockets full of random junk. He's like the Lego Maniac when it comes to putting stuff together. He also has five mini-muses known as the Five Mages of Kool, and they tend to drive him nuts. It's like having half a dozen conflicting voices in your head instead of just two.

His preferred weapon is his staff, and it's actually the only thing he carries, since Jimmy has the rest of his inventory stored in his pockets. It's made of adamantium, looks like the staffs they use in Andromeda, and can extend to any length up to ten feet. It can split in half, and each side can become a katana, can have a handle come out to form a pistol, or extend into a rifle, or can be used as an energy saber. The staff can fire energy blasts from either end, and the energy(whether the bolts, or the blade of the saber) can be either red(explosive, and can trade speed for power), blue(stun, paralyzes from the neck down), or green(TF, with all the options of his guns).

Due to his mind often being lost in other worlds, Kool can ignore reality, being able to determine how physics work in relation to himself and anything/-one he's touching. His mages can also choose to give him their powers, but they rarely choose to do so.

Fluff about the Kool behind the Keyboard

Note to self: Put stuff here.

Inventory

• 2 Highly customized TF guns
  • many nonstandard forms, such as dragon and pixie
  • randomize
  • rapid-fire
  • delay
  • repeat
  • removable TF saber
  • sniper mode
  • tractor beam mod
• 1 TF grenade, with many settings
• 1 Enchanted diamond katana
• 1 Uryuom work suit
• 1 Emu
• 2 Chaos cookies
• 1 Bag of salt-n-glass cookies
• 1 Normal(?) cookie
• 1 jar of Atomic Fireballs
• 6 Cans unlabeled soda
• 1 Unmarked pack of what could be gum
• 1 Mashed potato ball
• 1 Loaf of bread
• 1 Can of mackerel
• 1 Dead fish
• 1 Catnip mouse
• 1 Squirrel teddy
• 1 Used brick
• 1 Shiny hubcap
• 1 Button that reads 'El Loco Gato in El Pantalones
• 1 Moodring
• 1 Set of markers
• 1 Grey-Magic pen
• 1 Infinite scroll of Doom-ish
• 1 Towel
• 1 Dewrag in every fancy name of red possible
• 1 Decorated yo-yo
• 1 Infinite bag of dice
• 1 Super-bouncy ball
• 1 Magic color-changing slinky
• ~ Random things

Games

I currently run the game TF-RP: Tedd(/Tess) Forces, which is always open for recruitment, though it has moved off of Mayhem to a more accommodating site. I have also just started the Pageturner RP, which is always open for consideration of bios, though no guarantees.

I play in a number of games, and you can see them all on the List of Kool's Characters.

==Characters==I currently play Kimberly Nyers in Magical School RP, though she hasn't had much opportunity to do stuff; Kaley in the now running Moperville RP 3, who was created the first real plot of the game(yay!), as well as Jimmy Cantrel and Sam Allen; and Kaley and Jimmy in Fort Mayhem, who are currently not doing anything. Shame on me for forgetting.

Mayhemverse

Name: The Kool, though he answers to Kool or TK

Race: Human, for now at least. With Mayhem, one never knows...

Height/Weight: ~5'6" / ~150lbs

Appearance: I may eventually draw some sketches. But until then, picture this: Black bandanna with white patterns tied on his head (like a pirate), about an inch of brown hair sticking out underneath, and a layer of stubble that never goes away, as he's too lazy to shave more than twice a year. Blue eyes, tanned skin, tall and well-muscled, despite the fact that he hardly ever works out. He wears a green, blue, and a little bit of white plaid bathrobe over his clothes, hanging open in the front. He has a large collection of T-shirts from a wide variety of sources, but always seems to be wearing the same khaki zip-off cargo pants. Always seems to go around in socks and sandals.

Personality: ADHD, but extremely lazy. Often calls himself Newton's first law in the flesh: "A body in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. A body at rest tends to stay at rest, unless acted upon by an outside force." A hard worker when he puts his hand to it, but prefers to put his hand to fun. Has a great association with his two main muses, Kaley and Jimmy, but the five mages tend to drive him nuts.

Abilities: On his own, he determines how physics work in relation to himself and anything/-one he is touching. Often considered to be god-like in terms of powers, this is the only one he really has, though any of his mages can grant him their powers.

Name: The Five Mages of Kool

Race: Mage (Muse)

Height/Weight: ~4' / ~60lbs

Appearance: Robed entirely in their color, with hair and eyes entirely of the same color.

• Red is a guy that likes to turn himself into a girl, and has short hair.
• Blue is a girl that likes to turn herself into a guy, and has long hair.
• White is a girl with flowing hair and almond-shaped eyes.
• Black is a dude with his hair buzzed short, and an evil grin on his face.
• Green is entirely androgynous, with hair that could be either.

Personality: They all vary, but none of them get along, with each other, or with Kool.

• Red is all about looking cool and being flashy, even if it makes no sense.
• Blue is all about effectiveness, and doesn't care for opinions.
• White is all about helping others before herself.
• Black is all about hearing your bones crunch.
• Green is...mysterious, and doesn't say anything if he/she can help it.

Abilities: They each have powers relating to their aspect, and can grant their powers to The Kool if they so wish.

• Red has flashy magic that doesn't really do anything, except for his fire magic.
• Blue has the ability to use anybody's powers against them, so long as she's had them used on herself.
• White has healing and helping magic, and often runs around cleaning up after Black.
• Black has death magic, and uses it often and gleefully.
• Green has magic that delves into the fabric of the time-space continuum, and the ability to see any and every possible future, and the probability of each.

Name: Kaley

Race: Catgirl (Muse)

Height/Weight: 5'7" / 97lbs

Appearance: Stripey orange and black fur, with shortish strawberry-blond hair and bright green eyes. She looks eternally young, varying between the ages of about 5 and 18.

Personality: Being Kool's muse of Curiosity, Fun, and Carefreeness, she is exactly that. Kaley is a bit explosive, a bit cunning, a bit witty, and entirely crazy. She has a flair for the creative, and is often impulsive and will act on whims. She also has a short attention span.

Powers: She has the powers of ultimate cuteness and comedy, including the use of the Cuteness Defense Shield, and the ability to turn people into cat-girls. She also kicks some intense butt with her ASMA.

Name: Jimmy

Race: Human, for now at least (Muse)

Height/Weight: 6'5" / 153lbs

Appearance: A tall, cool dude, wearing sunglasses, and nerdy t-shirt over baggy cargo pants. The shirt varies, often being one of these: http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick (scroll down, they open up lists)

Personality: Jimmy is Kool's muse of Inventiveness, Inspiration, and Adaptability. No matter what situation, he has the answer. He is always cool, no matter what comes up, and always has a witty retort at the ready or a funny quote to save the day.

Abilities: Jimmy is a technology whiz. He's like the LEGO Maniac when it comes to putting stuff together, and keep Kool constantly supplied with awesome technology that just shouldn't be able to do what it does. He also happens to to be more than just a hacker, having powers of cyberspace travel and control, and seems to have bottomless pockets full of random junk that you'd never need.

Moperville RP 3

Name: Kaley Lanning

Race: Lesser chimera, apparently as a cat

Age: 16

Place of Birth: No one seems to know

Physical description: She has strawberry blond hair, green eyes, and by no means pale skin. She stands a little shorter than most, at only 5'7", and nicely shaped, with decent curves, and not at all weak. She tends to wear short shirts, and short cut-off jeans, to show off her figure.

Personality: Kaley is a bit explosive, a bit cunning, a bit witty, and entirely crazy. She has a flair for the creative, and is often impulsive and will act on whims. She also has a short attention span.

Brief history: She showed up in Moperville about half a year ago. No-one seems to know anything about her life before this, and she hasn't been volunteering any information, aside from a vague story about how her parents sent her off to live with an aunt for a while while she learned art.

Abilities: Kaley is an avid artist, and is crazy enough to take up just about any skill. She's a quick learner, so training time with a new skill is negligible. She also has been learning Anime Style Martial Arts recently, and while not one of the top students, is rising fast.

Weaknesses: It's not too hard to outwit Kaley, but you really need to not underestimate her. She can be overpowered too, but not easily. She seems to have an irrational fear of water masses any larger than a puddle.

Name: Jimmy Cantrel

Age: 15

Gender: Male

Race: Human, of course

Place of Birth: Australia

Physical description: Jimmy is tall, around 6'1", and not heavyset. His skin is nicely bronzed, and his hair a slightly bleached blond, proof of years in the sun on the outback. His eyes are a smooth brown, and his face less rugged than most of his country. He does wear glasses, though not only can he see without them fairly well, he has a knack for choosing glasses that actually improve his appearance, rather than make him look nerdy. He tends to wear cargo pants with pockets bulging from random stuff he thinks he might need, from a pocketknife, to a deck of cards, and even a bag of all kinds of dice. His shirt usually sports some obscure gaming reference, his favorite being this one: [1].

Personality: Jimmy is a geek. Despite that, he is nice, and perhaps a bit of a romantic. Okay, he's a big romantic. Still, he knows when to crack jokes, and when to keep his mouth shut, and when to offer advice, and is thus seen as a wise man to most people.

Brief history: Born and raised in Australia, Jimmy has a strong accent. His parents moved to America when he was 11, and he's spent the last years settling in. He has always been known, not as a nerd, but as a geek. And hey, geeks are cool!

Abilities: Complete internet nut, spends all his spare time there. Has a good number of hacking skills. Is also a champion at DnD, and plays with his friends regularly.

Weaknesses: Physically, he's weak.

Name: Sam Allen

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Place of Birth: Alabama

Physical description: Sam has plain brown hair, lightly dusted with red. His eyes are gray, and his face is roundish. He's a bit taller than most kids his age, at 5'11, but proportionately lean. He likes to wear jeans and plaid shirts, with an old, much needed leather belt, and shoes that look older than he is. Usually he can be seen with some crazy invention of his, trying it out before it breaks.

Personality: Sam is a nice guy, despite his incomprehensible accent. He is a bit of a recluse, preferring to stick to himself and his inventions, though he will attend social events, even if he does just stay in the back. He tends not to speak unless spoken to, but can hold up his end of a conversation when it comes his way. His thought process tends far more to the wild and inventive than most people.

Brief history: Sam lived with his extended family in the Deep South for years. His dad just recently got a new job in Moperville, so the immediate family up and moved. So far, Sam has found it a little difficult to socialize, mostly because of his impenetrable accent.

Abilities: He's a tech whiz, and can really cobble the most insane stuff together. He works with electronics and mechanics to build everything you can think of, and would probably be the richest guy in the world if he ever actually sold any of them.

Weaknesses: The Grammar Gestapo. Oddly enough, he's claustrophobic, though he feels no need to keep it a secret, nor to make a big deal out of it.

Magical School RP

Name: Kimberly Nyers

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Race: Human

Style: Unknown

Appearance: Kim has a slight build, and is short for her age, and combine that with her short brown hair, and she looks rather mousy. Her face isn't very pronounced, nor does she have obvious curves. Her hazel-brown eyes are lit with intelligence, and her face is always looking up, whether out of optimism, or just the fact that she has to look up to see everyone, no-one is quite sure. She likes to wear blue jeans in the usual almost-skin-tight fashion, and a plain gray tee that may or may not be a size too small. No piercings can be seen, though she does have a pretty tattoo on the back of her neck. Other than that small decoration, her skin is almost flawless.

Personality: She is curious, and a bit mischievous, though very practical. She likes to go out and have fun, and despite her small stature, makes a large impression on people. She likes to learn when she can, and is fairly diligent when it comes to work before play. She tends to hold grudges when angered, and will find some way to get revenge, in her own time, but if pushed too far, and she has a high tolerance level, she will explode.

History: Kim comes from a 'tribe' of people called the Tielen, who are known for their intricate tattoos. As Kim grew up, she was very interested in the tattoos, and even began learning the art herself. When she came of age, she picked a tattoo for beauty, and had it inscribed on the back of her neck. When the time came, her tribe urged her to go to the magical school in order to further her knowledge of magic. When she got there, she proved to be rather clumsy with most magic, not being able to make wands work, always somehow casting the wrong spell with a staff, and being just plain incompetent with the sword. It is a mystery to most how she even passed the entrance exams. Yet, for some reason, she takes classes and studies in just about everything anyway, competent or not.

Classes: Magicks of Defense, Physical Enhancement, Combat Martial Arts, Evocation, Seal Inscription