ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey
From Egs Mayhem
A bunny in the EGS Mayhem forums as well as a 4' talking Chocolate Monkey who has the power to manipulate chocolate, candies, and fruits (as long as it is connected to chocolate or candy in some way) and is a shapeshifter (though always made of chocolate.)
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RP Characters
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Chewy's Evil Agenda
Few know, or at least believe, that CCCM is trying to take over EGS Mayhem, but it is true. Though opposed by a select few, he still managed to gain more and more power.
In the Beginning
It started with a simple thread in Mayhem. The Battle Arena RP. Created when he was still a newbie bunny, CCCM started his first ever RP thread, which was quickly joined by Jesse_God_of_Awesome. Following a number of RPing errors, CCCM god modded and autoed the first fight without meaning to, still being new to forum RPing. Several pages of argument ensued thereafter, with many bunnies jumping in to point of flaws. One that stuck out, however, was Cameo. Even then, Chewy knew she meant trouble. After the argument, Chewy felt betrayed and defeated, apologizing for his wrong-doings and restarting the RP with a new character, Feral the cat creature. Soon a fight with Jesse's character, Darth Exitum(or some such name) began, going much smoother know, though Chewy was obviously cautious to RP anything hitting without giving the others a chance to counter. During this fight, unknown to all others, Chewy had secretly began his plans for ruling EGS Mayhem.
The Protagonist
After the initial fight in the renewed RP, other bunnies began to flock to it, all in search of the same thing; Plotless violence. It ensued as such for a while, before someone in the thread began making plot, thus beginning the first step in chewy's plan. With the newly found plot, he began contacting a few of the people who posted when he had made the autoing mistakes and asked them if they would join his RP. Each one more or less politely turned down his offer, while a few didn't reply at all, though one reply stood out. Again, it was Cameo. That single insulting refusal sparked the beginning of the great feud between CCCM and Cameo. This fight, however tedious, was necessary to Chewy's plan. Having completed his first step, he continued with the RP, inevitably leading it up to a climax involving a giant demon and TeddVerres's characters. A few random fights later, the thread died.
The "Fight" ensues
The death of Chewy's First RP was required for his plan. It set the foundation for many an argument. By this time, many had forgotten Chewy's initial RPing mistakes, but one bunny, Blinkdog, remembered the thread and created a sequel to the Battle Arena. The Omega League RP was born. Joining it, CCCM waited for it to gather more people. After a time, bunnies stopped showing up, so Chewy took it upon himself to PM the bunnies from the original RP to join. By now, Chewy had a few people who respected him, and called upon them to join the RP, though that was not enough. He needed to create a conflict once more, to insure his inevitable rule. He PMed Cameo again. This time, asking her to join the new RP. She replied, saying that RPs with no plot and senseless fighting didn't interest her, although it was said in a rather rude way. This simple act of PMing someone already with a negative view of him increased the already large amount of hatred towards him. All according to plan.
The Set-back
The RP itself served no purpose other than to be used as fodder for later fights. At least, that was the plan. During a "fight" with Blinkdog's character, Chewy became enraged, as he believed Blinkdog was autoing hits onto his character. hits that he could most likely avoid. This OOC argument went on for a few posts, ending in Chewy's character exploding, sending him out of the RP. This was a set back. He had given himself a bad image and had to fix it. He thus began to make the Ranting Game threads. These would be used to help people forget about his rage induced argument. Mainly, the thread were made to eat up time. Time needed to help people forget. In the course of the 2 ranting games, Chewy spent his time posting in other forum games, as well as a few RPs, several of which seemed to die soon after he joined. After the Rps and the games, it was time to begin the next phase of his plan.
The Climax
Having dealt with his problem, Chewy began to make several, very controversial thread, most of which were flame bait. Trying to pass them off as attempts to spark intelligent conversation, he began with his plan. Soon after the first first post, Cameo would show up and claim that his threads were nothing but spam and flame bait, which they were. Chewy never admitted this, and engaged Cameo in fight after fight. Through most of it, it appeared as though Cameo was winning, but in reality, Chewy was merely stretching the arguments out for as long as he could. Eventually, Cameo made the mistake of saying his thread were pointless, thus giving Chewy the opening he needed. He replied as such:
"Cameo, pointless, useless threads are what make EGS Mayhem great... you give me a few minutes and I could dig through the archives and find 5-10 useless threads not made by me. For instance, carrot..? Started out with a simple question and a random string of insanity and from that one simple pointless post grew the most random thread I have ever seen and an EGS Mayhem milestone. Probably if you were there, you would have said something rude or just answered the question, or both, thus effectively killing the thread before it could become anything worthwhile."
The Truce
With this small victory, he began to turn the tide in the battle with Cameo. After a few fights, Chewy decided to take a slight break from his plans to join in on a forum game. The title is lost, but the premise was simple, what you say is the opposite of the truth. Posting for a few pages and days, Cameo joined in and started a small fight, which resulted in many joking that the two were secretly in love. This took Chewy slightly by surprise. He hadn't guessed that so many important bunnies thought that their fighting was a simple case of Slap Slap Kiss. During all this, Chewy created a thread for the recruitment of minions. This seemingly harmless thread led to yet another fight, albeit more of a battle of egos. In the end, Chewy ended up with two loyal minions and Cameo ended with one. After this, Chewy joined the OOC Fights thread, created by Atashi-Cloud. Soon, however, Chewy became the GM, even though it didn't mean much thanks to the rules set in place, but it did have it's benefits. After a few fights, Cameo entered the thread, asking how Chewy had become Acting GM. Chewy and a few others answered this and chewy asked if she only came in the ask that question, or to join the thread, to which Cameo replied: "Not if you're GM." This simple comment spawned yet another fight, which ended with a virtual unknown bunny to take Chewy's side. Afterwards, Chewy began an RP fight with this bunny, know as Hyperblade, as well as commission one of his closer acquaintances to create both a new avatar for him, and a "Fight Night Poster" of him and Cameo. With new avatar and art in hand, chewy created a new thread. This thread was created to introduce the artwork after gauging reactions. Yet another flame-bait post. However, much to Chewy's delight, Cameo ruined the thread by posting a link to the picture in Ankhareon's DA account. This spawned the final argument between the two, with many taking Chewy's side, as Cameo had obviously made an unprovoked attack on Chewy(so to speak). The fight went on for a few pages and finally ended with the suggestion of a truce. Though not originally in the Plan, Chewy worked it in and agreed. Though there were a few rough spots to work out, the truce was made, and the fighting had ended, as well as spawned a very poorly written fanfic, which was oddly accurate with the portrayal of CCCM as the villain and Cameo as the Heroine of a Slap Slap Kiss story.
The current situation
Currently, Chewy and Cameo are under a Truce, forbidding them from fighting each other. If one does start the fight again, however, all will return to the way it was, and the one who broke the truce will be discredited. This has eliminated Chewy's biggest threat. Without Cameo able to oppose him, Chewy is free to take over Mayhem, which he has slowly done. Creating a new RP and forum game. He joined two new Rps, which he is still involved with, as well as joining carrot..? and the Random Video Thread. Although joining and making these threads may not seem like much, they are the next step for Chewy's Take over of Mayhem.
Why post this?
You may ask, Why post this? Why give away my plans? The answer is simple. It's all part of my plan. Many of you probably don't believe that I am slowly taking over and thus won't oppose me. Others who do believe are too weak to stand against me now. My Rule is at hand. Be prepared bunnies. Be prepared...
Fluff
- ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey has the longest name in all the EGS forums. Probably the entire Keenspot board as well.
- ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey Has been known to change the way it acts, thinks, and posts pretty much every week or so. Cameo, however, will always see it as it was the first day in the Forums.
- ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey's first RP was a simple random battle thread created after watching one of Squato's RP threads, which just so happened to be chock full of autoing and God Moding.
- ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey has a split personality.
- ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey has a fake eye.
What other Bunnies think of me
Come on, I know you people have something to say about me!
- I heartily endorse this product and/or service! -Cheez
- Oh yeah, and minioning for him is good, worthwhile and minty. -Also Cheez
- Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Monkey? The Lurker in the Shadows knows! -RichM90071
