Backstory75 MKRP

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  • Grim remembers his accidental daughter from the world Breath of Fire, Amy, who was a Mary Sue.
  • Amy was given a new soul.
  • Space stuff happens

Outside

  • Belle gets barraged with cheesy pick up lines from a gang member.
  • Belle has Ex force choke the lad and push him into the trash.
  • Ex, now alone, is confronted by members of a gang of anthrodogs.
  • Ex, being a Sith, makes quick work of the gang using a lightsaber.
  • Ex calls Diana to tend to the injured gang then heads to the Pub.

The Pub

  • Atescu gives Kasumi the Bakery keys and goes to the pub.
  • It is raining.
  • Atescu orders a glass of wine then sleeps there over night.
  • Homer showers, dresses, then heads toward the pub for work.
  • Homer blushes at the sight of the large, tastefully censored pictures of Grim and Kraggi.
  • Homer wakes Atescu up and notes the wasted wine sitting in front of him.
  • Atescu orders more wine.
  • Helen pours him some left over wine then throws out the bad wine.
  • Helen washes the glass by hand to avoid using the industrial dishwasher in back.
  • Helen comments on how he is a "lucky bastard" to have employed Kasumi.
  • Atescu contends that luck had nothing to do with it and that he is "of legitimate parentage".
  • Helen retorts that it is luck then puts up the cleaned wineglass.
  • Kasumi is considered the best chef in 9 universes.
  • Ex enters the pub and orders a soda.
  • Homer gives him a soda then returns to Atescu.
  • Atescu claims to be the best pie-maker in the multiverse.
  • Ateschu leaves, sees the erotic pictures in the Town Square then returns to the pub for a screwdriver.
  • Homer learns Atescu and Grim are brothers.
  • Sage enters after seeing the pictures, and he offers to aid Atescu with his request for a memory wipe.
  • Ex recognizes Eric the Cleric and thinks he must work there in shifts.
  • Eric has no idea what a shift is and says he's just "there a lot."

Author Brothers House

  • Elshi creeps into Freek's study and sees him asleep at the computer.
  • She begins to read his epic fiction and five pages into it, Freek starts to read along too.
  • Startled, Elshi drops the computer mouse.

General Store

  • 73 year old Wilma McNelson finds that she has been transformed into a well endowed twenty year old.
  • This is a product of Scribble's earlier TF rampage as Vor calls it.
  • She wakes her husband Wiley at the General store.
  • They rejoice at this miracle.
  • Wilma believes the Lord has rewarded her for decent living, while Wiley believes otherwise.
  • Wiley contemplates the use of performance enhancing pills.


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General Store

  • Scribble sees Wilma is happy and vows to make everyone's life better with transformation.
  • He enters the TF shop then freaks out at the sight of five identical women.
  • He returns to the General Store flailing and screaming then turns Wiley young too.

The Pub

  • Atescu turns down Sage's offer in favor of getting drunk.
  • Atescu asks Homer if he can stay the night.
  • Homer offers to either put him in the backroom or to call him a cab.
  • Atescu declines the cab in favor of the backroom.
  • Scribble enters the Pub.
  • This startles Ex who spills his second soda over his robes.
  • Scribble asks Ex about his (Scribble's) daughter.
  • Homer pours Atescu eight Pan Galactic Gargleblasters.
  • Rocky orders another drink.
  • Atescu drinks all eight and then quotes a nonsense version of "The Raven" before collapsing.
  • Homer puts Atescu in the backroom.
  • Homer then gives Rocky a can of WhoopAss.

The Restaurant: on a Stove.

  • Female Kraggi retroactively falls asleep and is "friggen HOT."
  • Kraggi wakes up and wakes Grim up.
  • Kraggi wants to "get on with it."
  • Grim wasn't asleep. He was resting and watching Kraggi sleep.
  • Grim and Kraggi go at it as a tasteful curtain falls.
  • This brings them out of yesterday and into the current time frame.

Ann's House

  • Ann think talks with the KF who is in her head.
  • She asks what he means when he said he departed his body earlier.
  • Ann grabs a drink and checks Ann-KF's pulse again.
  • KF claims his body is still alive without him.
  • KF and Ann feel Ann-KF's pulse.
  • AP gives an OOC recap of current locations and time frames.
  • Ann is drunk, wobbly, and confused.
  • Ann sees Rose wrapped around around Ann-KF and thinks it cute.
  • KF seconds this and then explains about why he was duplicated being a corporeal soul and all.

Author Brothers House

  • Elshi comments on Freeks story and asks for clarification.
  • Freek explains the part about amnesia juice.


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The Restaurant

  • Grim and Kraggi move from the stove to kitchenside booth seventeen.
  • Grim offers to cook eggs (both fried and scrambled) and bacon.
  • Kraggi was really hot and spoke "sexy as hell".
  • Grim cooks at the grill wearing only socks and underwear.
  • Female Kraggi strikes poses in front of the reflective fridge.
  • Grim poses next to Kraggi.
  • Kraggi starts to giggle.
  • The first MV5 beam hits Kraggi mid giggle turning it into a scary deep laugh.
  • Kraggi (after checking) is shocked that he is male.

The Pub

  • Rocky's drinking, like the Energizer Bunny, keeps going and going.
  • JJA drinks fifteen drinks.
  • He relies on TF tech to avoid drunkenness and alcohol poisoning.
  • This scares Ex who then runs screaming from the Pub.
  • Ex breaks into a random house.
  • Scribble and Eric greet each other.
  • JJA leaves the Pub very drunk.
  • A female Brad enters the pub looking for Scribble.

Author Brothers House

  • Freek leaves Elshi to her reading.
  • He then changes clothes and shaves.
  • He heads out to open the bakery.

Outside

  • JJA goes on a TF rampage on the way home.
  • Brad, a bat morph, is turned into a woman again.
  • Freek is hit with FV1 and turned female.
  • Freek sees the large pictures in the Square and takes them down.
  • She is worried about Atescu seeing them and getting drunk.

TF Shop

  • JJA presses the "Do Not Press! Ever!" button.
  • This causes a large ray gun to come out of his roof.
  • This gun fires the MV5 beams at Grim and Kraggi.
  • It also hits JJA's house with an FV4 beam.
  • JJA's head clears a bit, but he gets hammered on and so he teleports away.
  • The TF shop is closed.

Ann's House

  • Ann sips her whiskey and asks KF to clarify his earlier statement.
  • KF is also affected by the drink.
  • His other thirds or selves represent Past and Present.
  • The body he departed is a "forth third."
  • Space stuff happens.
  • Drunken Ann asks if she can have KF's body.
  • She almost spills her whiskey on herself.
  • She throws her whiskey at the nightstand.
  • The whiskey glass slides off the nightstand and onto the floor.
  • Ann decides that she has had her "fill for the night".
  • AP fills in plot holes OOC using updated weather reports - and a shovel.
  • KF gets hiccups even though he is in thought form.


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TF Shop

  • JJA watches Grim and Kraggi using his security system.

The Restaurant

  • Grim is creeped out by Kraggi's sudden maleness and asks if it is his normal form.
  • Grim is hit by the second MV5 beam becoming taller.
  • Kraggi says this form is more muscular and then confirms "it's a lot bigger".
  • Kraggi is wearing women's underwear still.
  • Grim prefers his normal baritone voice to the new bass one, but he enjoys physical strength.
  • Grim says "I am Hans!" (Hans and Franz joke)
  • Kraggi laughs then gets flustered when he realizes his wardrobe is inappropriate.
  • Grim flinches and asks about reversing the changes.
  • Kraggi mentions the TF gun at his home but doesn't see whats wrong with the current situation other than clothes.
  • Grim is unhappy with the voice of his new form.
  • Grim becomes interested in being a woman.
  • Grim gives Kraggi his Khakis and they plan to go to Kraggi's home.
  • Kraggi wonders if Grim needs his pants, but Grim says boxers alone are fine for now.

Clothing Store

  • Patricia Davis is created as owner of the clothing shop.
  • She doesn't enjoy being next to the new pub.
  • She gets TF'd taller and with longer hair and bigger assets.
  • She looks down and then gets TF'd back to normal.
  • She writes the experience off as a product of late night mixers at the new pub.

Ann's House

  • Ann shouts drunkenly at the room before flopping over Rose and Ann-KF to protect them from nothing.
  • (:rootbeer:?)
  • KF says ow to the yelling, and he says mmm to the nice feeling of where they flopped.
  • Ann is oblivious about lying across two naked versions of herself.
  • She plays with Ann-KF's hair.
  • She thinks about how Kraggi will freak when he hears this.
  • KF says "Hears ... are we going to be THAT loud??". (HA!!!)
  • The meaning of KF's joke slowly dawns on Ann.
  • KF starts to wonder how he ended up trapped in Ann's head in the first place.
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