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*Atescu asks Homer if he can stay the night.
*Atescu asks Homer if he can stay the night.
*Homer offers to either put him in the backroom or to call him a cab.
*Homer offers to either put him in the backroom or to call him a cab.
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*Atescu declines the cab in favor of the backroom.
*Scribble enters the Pub.
*Scribble enters the Pub.
*This startles Ex who spills his second soda over his robes.
*This startles Ex who spills his second soda over his robes.

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  • Grim remembers his accidental daughter from the world Breath of Fire, Amy, who was a Mary Sue.
  • Amy was given a new soul.
  • Space stuff happens

Outside

  • Belle gets barraged with cheesy pick up lines from a gang member.
  • Belle has Ex force choke the lad and push him into the trash.
  • Ex, now alone, is confronted by members of a gang of anthrodogs.
  • Ex, being a Sith, makes quick work of the gang using a lightsaber.
  • Ex calls Diana to tend to the injured gang then heads to the Pub.

The Pub

  • Atescu gives Kasumi the Bakery keys and goes to the pub.
  • It is raining.
  • Atescu orders a glass of wine then sleeps there over night.
  • Homer showers, dresses, then heads toward the pub for work.
  • Homer blushes at the sight of the large, tastefully censored pictures of Grim and Kraggi.
  • Homer wakes Atescu up and notes the wasted wine sitting in front of him.
  • Atescu orders more wine.
  • Helen pours him some left over wine then throws out the bad wine.
  • Helen washes the glass by hand to avoid using the industrial dishwasher in back.
  • Helen comments on how he is a "lucky bastard" to have employed Kasumi.
  • Atescu contends that luck had nothing to do with it and that he is "of legitimate parentage".
  • Helen retorts that it is luck then puts up the cleaned wineglass.
  • Kasumi is considered the best chef in 9 universes.
  • Ex enters the pub and orders a soda.
  • Homer gives him a soda then returns to Atescu.
  • Atescu claims to be the best pie-maker in the multiverse.
  • Ateschu leaves, sees the erotic pictures in the Town Square then returns to the pub for a screwdriver.
  • Homer learns Atescu and Grim are brothers.
  • Sage enters after seeing the pictures, and he offers to aid Atescu with his request for a memory wipe.
  • Ex recognizes Eric the Cleric and thinks he must work there in shifts.
  • Eric has no idea what a shift is and says he's just "there a lot."

Author Brothers House

  • Elshi creeps into Freek's study and sees him asleep at the computer.
  • She begins to read his epic fiction and five pages into it, Freek starts to read along too.
  • Startled, Elshi drops the computer mouse.

General Store

  • 73 year old Wilma McNelson finds that she has been transformed into a well endowed twenty year old.
  • This is a product of Scribble's earlier TF rampage as Vor calls it.
  • She wakes her husband Wiley at the General store.
  • They rejoice at this miracle.
  • Wilma believes the Lord has rewarded her for decent living, while Wiley believes otherwise.
  • Wiley contemplates the use of performance enhancing pills.


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General Store

  • Scribble sees Wilma is happy and vows to make everyone's life better with transformation.
  • He enters the TF shop then freaks out at the sight of five identical women.
  • He returns to the General Store flailing and screaming then turns Wiley young too.

The Pub

  • Atescu turns down Sage's offer in favor of getting drunk.
  • Atescu asks Homer if he can stay the night.
  • Homer offers to either put him in the backroom or to call him a cab.
  • Atescu declines the cab in favor of the backroom.
  • Scribble enters the Pub.
  • This startles Ex who spills his second soda over his robes.
  • Scribble asks Ex about his (Scribble's) daughter.
  • Homer pours Atescu eight Pan Galactic Gargleblasters.
  • Rocky orders another drink.
  • Atescu drinks all eight and then quotes a nonsense version of "The Raven" before collapsing.
  • Homer puts Atescu in the backroom.
  • Homer then gives Rocky a can of WhoopAss.

The Restaurant: on a Stove.

  • Female Kraggi retroactively falls asleep and is "friggen HOT."
  • Kraggi wakes up and wakes Grim up.
  • Kraggi wants to "get on with it."
  • Grim wasn't asleep. He was resting and watching Kraggi sleep.
  • Grim and Kraggi go at it as a tasteful curtain falls.
  • This brings them out of yesterday and into the current time frame.

Ann's House

  • Ann think talks with the KF who is in her head.
  • She asks what he means when he said he departed his body earlier.
  • Ann grabs a drink and checks Ann-KF's pulse again.
  • KF claims his body is still alive without him.
  • KF and Ann feel Ann-KF's pulse.
  • AP gives an OOC recap of current locations and time frames.
  • Ann is drunk, wobbly, and confused.
  • Ann sees Rose wrapped around around Ann-KF and thinks it cute.
  • KF seconds this and then explains about why he was duplicated being a corporeal soul and all.

Author Brothers House

  • Elshi comments on Freeks story and asks for clarification.
  • Freek explains the part about amnesia juice.
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