Joat Delia

From Egs Mayhem

Current revision as of 00:49, 9 December 2006

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This character was created by Joat

Basic Statistics

Joat Delia
Race: Greater Seyunolu (usually in human form)
Gender: Male
Class: Calica, ex-Pastamancer*
Age: 15
Appearance: Dark blue cloak (the hood is down), brown hair, dark blue eyes, and a white T-shirt. Will almost always have chrome staff in hand. Robotic hand. No antennae.
Special Abilities: None
Unsloved Mysteries: He tends to glow brightly white at times, after which he falls deep asleep.
Birthplace: the Kingdom of Loathing
Current Home: Homeless

*Exactly what it sounds like.

“In this crazy world we live in, anything can happen.”

Personality

Joat is a very nice person who cares much about others and will put his life on the line to save others. He is obediant to his friends, but can be a bit naive at times. He has a will of steel diamond. Other than the chrome staff (which is special to him) and his Transformation gun (which can be highly useful for heroism and is also special to him). He does not seem to care that he is homeless. He is best friends with Draco.

History

Joat was born in the Kingdom of Loathing. Not much is known about him in this time period, at least by those in the forums. He was a pastamancer (KoL class) at the time, able to summon noodles and cast a variety of pasta-related offensive and aid spells. He completed many quests and soon was faced against the Naughty Sorceress herself. He fought an epic battle against her and eventually won. When he did, he rescued King Ralph XI, who had been imprisoned in a crystal for a long time. He cast a spell to shatter the crystal. When it shattered, one of the shards of the crystal ripped a hole in the fabric of reality. Joat’s curiosity overwhelmed him and he entered the newly made portal.

Instead of ascending, like he should have, he was taken to another place. The Keenspot Forums. He could sense why: he was too epic for a place like KoL. He was needed in the Keenspot Forums more.

Unfortunately, times were not easy for him. Being in a new land left him without a home. He might not have survived if he had not met Draco Blazer. Draco taught Joat how to survive in the wild. In time, he and Draco became the best of friends. It was also during this time that Draco and Joat gained the gift of Calica, though nobody but they themselves know how.

He finally came to the Newbie Introduction thread. He got a newbie pack from Teddverres, which included the Transformation Gun, a Kamikaze Pack Extension, a cookie, a six-pack of unlabeled soda, a dead fish, and a squirrel teddy. He gave his thanks and left the thread. He had no idea what the fish was for and, since it was still edible, he and Draco ate the fish later that night while in the wilderness.

Knowing that they could not stay at the newbie introduction thread, they moved onward. After days of travel, they finally arrived at Last Post Loses!!!!!!

Family

Father: Disco Bandit. Exiled from the Kingdom of Loathing. His status today is unknown.
Mother: Seal Clubber. Died from a mysterious disease.

Joat’s First Appearance…

In LPL: Joat (with Draco) arrived and immediately began competing for the loss.

In LPW: After being attacked by Zangulus, Draco teleported himself and Joat to there. Joat was asleep (Calica exhaustion) and Draco was completely tired. Draco asked the people of the thread if they could spare some magical energy.

In KeenFans RP 2.01: Joat tried to teleport to LPL, but fumbled the spell and ended up there, instead. He asked where he was, but got the unhelpful answer of “not even we know”.

Inventory

TF Gun (with basic half-animal and gender forms, plus clone form of Draco, half-veron form, vampire V1, and vampire V2 (No powers))
TF Gun Kamikazi Add On
Wand of Nagamar
Chrome Staff
6-pack Unlabeled Shrink Soda (3 left)
Yet Another Can of Unlabeled Soda
Squirrel Teddy
Book of Taeri
Draco Blazer, the Talking Pet Veron (Fire-breathing, teleporting fox)

Did you know…?

• “Joat” was originally based on the abbreviation for “Jack of All Trades”.
• Joat is the name of my character in KoL, currently a pastamancer. He actually owns a Wand of Nagamar and a Chrome Staff.
• The first character I created with the name “Joat” wore a black cloak (with the hood up), carried a scythe as his weapon, and knew almost every type of spell (hence the name). I later abandoned that character and gave the name to the Joat you know today.
• “Delia” came from “Emma Delia”, a character from a fanfic I am currently writing (I’m on a break from that). In that story, Calica involves both holy and nature (though very little of the former).
• Joat’s favorite character in the Soul Calibur series is his polar opposite in alignment, Cervantes de Leon.