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| - | Deadbeat dad to [[Xena]], | + | Deadbeat dad to [[Xena]], occasionally wears shoes on his head and has been known to wear a Fez in public places. |
Is really messed up. | Is really messed up. | ||
| - | His head is like, a hotel or something. Or an apartment complex. Either way, there's a sitcom | + | His head is like, a hotel or something. Or an apartment complex. Either way, there's a sitcom waiting to happen in there... or a really strong reality television series... *Shudders* |
Anyway, there are multiple personalities just waiting to come out under the right circumstances. | Anyway, there are multiple personalities just waiting to come out under the right circumstances. | ||
Current revision as of 03:29, 28 February 2009
Deadbeat dad to Xena, occasionally wears shoes on his head and has been known to wear a Fez in public places.
Is really messed up.
His head is like, a hotel or something. Or an apartment complex. Either way, there's a sitcom waiting to happen in there... or a really strong reality television series... *Shudders*
Anyway, there are multiple personalities just waiting to come out under the right circumstances.
V5 him, for instance, and he becomes the fearsome Squata, vigilante psychopathic knife woman of doom. Turn him into a fox chick, and he becomes Vixa, the hyper imaginative fun loving fox chick. who appears to be on a perpetual sugar high.
If you utter his true name, the universe simultaneously implodes and explodes and all fish become butter.
One of the two rulers of Svensylsquatostan.
He created the Foxkin.
- Just a Steel-Town boy on a saturday night
- Lookin for the fight of his life
- In the real time world no one sees him at all
- They all say he's crazy
- Lockin rythms to the beat of his heart
- Changing moment into light
- He has danced into the danger zone
- When the dancer becomes the dance
- It can cut you like a knife
- If the gift becomes the fire
- All the while you're stuck between
- What's will and what will be
- He's a maniac, maniac on the floor
- And he's dancing like he never danced before
- He's a maniac, maniac on the floor
- And he's dancing like he never danced before
He also makes EGS based music videos that can be found on YouTube.
He eats babies
