Tell them they are now your whores!

"You are now my WHORES!" you tell one as you laugh a bit.

"No way asshole!" she replies. "Help!! This man is trying to kidnap us!!" she screams in English.

Uh Oh! You didn't expect this!!! Next time try to be a little more discreet!

Several Customs Officers come running over and you try to run. Good luck with that!.

They tackle you and cuff you.

You're later charged with human trafficking and are convicted.

Next you are deported back to Russia and sent to a Gulag in Siberia where you spend the next 30 years.

THE END