Walk up to the blonde and offer to "eat her"

From Create Your Own Story

The blonde gives you a withering look.

"Sorry, honey," she says. "I do dicks, not chicks, and the only dick I do is my boyfriend's."

Do you:

• Say you're obsessive about following instructions and her shirt says you should eat her
• Ask if you can borrow her shirt so maybe someone might eat you
• Ask her about her boyfriend's dick

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