Swipe yesterday's Smuttyville News
From Create Your Own Story
You're not too concerned the paper is a day old; the news generally repeat itself.
Oh look, Mayor Jennifer Milfi was caught on tape having anal sex with Frank Hoffster, but she says the pictures are fake, though flattering. Also, Frank "is just a friend", she says, waving all mob allegations aside.
The latest craze, a wave of foot fetishism, is rolling through the city. Sock sales are rocketing!
Firefighters from Block 66 pose bare-chested, having rescued a kitty cat. You briefly note that one firefighter is female and mentally compare breasts before mentally undressing the hunks.
Yadda-yadda, the usual.
There is, however, a reward for any information leading to the capture of "The Drillmasters", a brutal crew of gangbangers who have molested dozens of area women. A significant reward: you could easily afford several new slutty outfits, or a car, with such money. Good to know.
The lack of fuck noises from within the newsstand tells you the grubby old man is more alert now.
Do you:
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| Health | Horny and Hormonal | Location: |
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