Wear the Tank Girl costume.
From Create Your Own Story
Tank girl is one of your favorite cult classic comics. One of your geek friends once told you that you look a bit like Tank girl, all you had to do was dye your cropped hair pinkish-blonde, put on the right outfit, and tote around a plastic bazooka. You tried it, and she was right- You were a splitting image of the badass cult heroine herself.
That was five years ago, and you're not so sure the outfit in front of you still fit. Your figure is still quite petite, but both your breasts and hip have become a bit more "enhanced" since the high school days.
You decide to give it a go. You wiggle the raggedy mini denim shorts up your legs and managed to force the zippers only halfway shut, leaving exposed a portion of your white cotton panties. Next comes the fishnet stockings and black army boots. Also a bit tight, but wearable. Tears and holes in parts of the black fishnet reveal patches of your nude, tender legs. And finally, the signature white tank top. You were able to squeeze your full-size breasts into the tight-fitting, low-crop top, but you had to remove your bra to make it fit, exposing quite a bit of cleavage, as well as a completely naked waistline and belly button.
Throwing on the fur cap and goggles, you place your hands on your hip and inspect the result in the mirror.
Yep, still got it. You winked at the awesome-looking badass staring back at you. All you need is some toy guns to complete the look.
