Take a crappy shower

From Create Your Own Story

You go to your crappy bathroom and turn on your crappy shower.

Sadly the people in charge of your plumbing hate you so much, they replaced your water with acid.

The acid melts aways your entire body. The problem is that God also hates you so much, he doesn't even think you are worthy of dying. You spend the rest of eternity as a pile of bones in your shower.

God recommends that you go back to the previous page.