SSB CORP MALE HAIR
From Create Your Own Story
You roll your eyes and let her go on. She describes your arm length, foot size, eye color, and eventually-
"Subject's penis size is-"
"Hey! Why does that have to be on the chart?!"
She rolls her eyes, "It's a very comprehensive list, Mr. Atwood."
"It's Captain Atwood, and if it's on the list then why are you all flustered about me being naked?"
She blushes again, and says, "Well usually I just ask what size it is."
"So what you're saying is this is the first time you've had an honest response?"
"Um..." she glances at your penis and mutters to herself...