Make a city mosh pit.
From Create Your Own Story
You decide to crowd a bunch of people onto a sidewalk and start a huge mosh pit (without the rock music part). You ram through people in the mosh pit like players on a football field, until you bump into one really big, brawny guy.
Suddenly, his left shoulder turns into a vintage clock and his other has a laser beam gun growing out of it. He throws his head in a circle and then begins to charge his laser.
Turn yourself into a zillion pound cinder block resistant to lasers.
