Greet Ashley
From Create Your Own Story
You pull out your penis and greet Ashley with a soothing smack to the face. "Just the tip" you say.
Immediately she pulls out her penis and agrees with you. You go down on Ashley. Every bit of her getting larger in your mouth.
"Wow. This is even bigger than my dad's," you think. Your friends look at you in confusion. Then after about 5 minutes of shock, they all pull out their penises. By this time, it's every man for himself.
"Anarchy!" You shout. However, it comes out "AAWGGGRA" because you have about four schlongs down your throat. To them, it just sounds like "More!"
Then a black guy comes and sees this happening and without further ado, he pulls down your pants from behind and Oingos your Boingo.
By this time you have blood coming out of both ends.
What do you do?
- Take the black guy and Simon his Garfunkel.
- Grab your friend Steve and Cage his Elephant.
- Turn into a roach.
- Realize this is sick, get a sex-change, and become a nun.
| Status Bar | ||
| Health | 42 | Equipment:
Black Tee with a Red Anarchy Symbol emblazoned on the back, Ripped Cargo Pants, pair of Vans, Backpack, Skateboard |
| Status | Gettin' Fucked | |
| Gender | Male | |
| Social Group | Skater | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend | All your friends, Ashley, and this black guy | |
