Eat a sandwich.
From Create Your Own Story
Oh munch munch yummy! Now go and choose an option already!
You wiIl die if you click. Don't click.
You wilI die if you click. Seriously don't.
You wilI die if you click. You're wasting your time!
You wiIl die if you click. Stop clicking already!
You wiIl die if you click. Omg...
You will die if you cIick. Ok, I give up.