Ditch the Lifeguard

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You ditch the sucker and go over to the thing in the distance. It turns out to be a naked old woman lying on the beach. She sees you looking at her and jumps up and chases you around the beach until you trip, fall, and land face first in a pile of dog shit. Crap.

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