TPM: Morning on your lush jungle homeworld of Naboo.

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Yousa enjoying a bombad lunch of swamp clams. The sun is out and the wildlife of yousa's homeworld is coming out. Yousa hear a snuffing noise from behind. Yousa turn to see a small baby Shaak, a fat bulbous cow-like creature, grazing on grass. Your stalk eyes widen.

TPM: You want to fuck it.
TPM: You want to fuck it.
TPM: You want to fuck it.

Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga
Character:
Jar-Jar Binks
Setting:
The Phantom Menace

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