No, but I'd love to get to know you better

From Create Your Own Story

"Oh, is that all?" the brunette asks. "Well, you're lucky this is just an adult-oriented role-playing game and not a real-life scenario. Otherwise, what you just did there could be construed as assault. But, since this current situation has absolutely no bearing on real people or events, I find myself relieved that you are not a pyschopath, happy to have a new customer, and oddly turned on by the inappropriateness of your recent behavior."

You find yourself oddly turned on by this woman's use of diction. She takes off her square-frame glasses and cleans them on her shirt.

"So," she says. She puts the glasses back on. "Have you ever copulated with a Mensa girl before?"

No. But I'd love to try.

Oh yes. That was Tuesday.

Duh-hur. You use big words.