Howdy fellas!
From Create Your Own Story
Two cultists turn. Their eyes flash green and you can feel your mind burning away. With a horrifying shriek, you look at your hands and see your flesh melting off.
Don't worry. You're not dead. Just a zombie slave of the C'thulhu cultists. The hours are lame, but the pay is great. And you get all the brains and virgins you can eat.
THE END