Blast it's porking head off!
From Create Your Own Story
You fire three shots into the monster's head but it keeps coming.
Spurting blood from it's neck-hole, it lobs chairs and tables at you, which you luckily are able to dodge. With three more shots to the monster's gut, you bring it down.
The man with the beard and the crown walks up to you. The others are descending the staircase and entering the room.
"Congratulations!" says the man with the crown. "My name is King Hrothgar. You are always welcome here in Harlot Castle."
"Don't you mean Heoret?" you ask.
"Heoret?" he says, taken aback. "That's a stupid name for a flesh-merchants castle. I sell pleasure slaves here, you know."
You turn to leave.
"Hey, where are you going?" asks the king. "What about your reward?"
Disgusted, you exit the castle and head west. Your MPS alerts you to three nearby portals:
