Third hay pile

From Create Your Own Story

You stab the third pile of hay. The pile emits a high-pitched scream of agony. A trickle of blood flows out from under it. Before you can react, the blonde farm girl pops out of the second pile.

“Hey!” she says. “Are you fucking crazy? What did you just do?”

Do you:

• Keep stabbing the third hay pile
• Dig whoever you stabbed out of the third hay pile
• Drop the bloody pitchfork and run
• Drop the bloody pitchfork and grab the blonde farm girl