Tell the jogger that space aliens stole your panties
From Create Your Own Story
"I had panties," you tell him. "But they were stolen by aliens from outer space."
"Really?" he says. "Did them beam you aboard their UFO and subject you to anal probes?"
"No," you say. "They just stole my panties."
"That's pretty rough," the jogger says.
He apparently loses interest in the conversation because he unzips his fly. His dick springs free. It looks huge, but maybe that's because you aren't used to seeing a boner aimed at your crotch like this.
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