Piggy's Day/Stand your post

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Piggy: "Meh, I might as well be a guard. I guess I'll be more safe in this position, and with a gun no less."

A woman approaches to get to the subway.

Piggy: "Halt! I mean... Hello. Are you from the previous thing?"

Woman: "What?"

Piggy: "You know, the.. eh...?"

You look inquiringly at your partner.

Militant: "The... government?"

Piggy: "Yes, that's the ticket!"

You look back at the woman.

Piggy: "Are you a member of the previous government?"

Woman: "No."

Piggy: "Are you a cilivian or a militant?"

Woman: "That's a bit difficult to say, really... I guess I'm a militant."

Piggy: "Great! Can you take my post for a moment? I need to go... to, eh... feed my cat."

Woman: "Uhh... This is a bit awkward. I'm actually a terrorist."

Piggy: "What?"

Militant: "WHAT!?"

The woman ignites a bomb vest. Both of you die.

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