Drink your cart’s alcohol yourself

From Create Your Own Story

Your sudden transformation is too much for you. The only way you can think of to cope with it is to get yourself stinking drunk. You grab bottles at random from your cart and chug their contents. It doesn’t take long before the cabin is hazily spinning around you.

Before you can get drunk enough to pass out, two, or maybe six, other flight attendants grab your arms and force you to put the bottles down.

“What is wrong with you, Patsy?” one, or maybe three, blondes ask you.

“We’d better stash her in the baggage compartment,” two or four redheads say.

They drag you through the plane. Your drunken struggles are ineffectual, and soon they’ve gotten you away from the passengers and into the hold where the luggage is stored during flight. They lay you down with your head on somebody’s duffel bag.

“You’d better get your shit together after you’ve slept all that off,” the blondes say.

“Go easy on her,” the redheads say. “Something must have happened to make her snap like that.”

Do you:

• Try to sleep off your drunkenness
• Wait for the other flight attendants to leave, then rifle through people’s luggage
• Gesture for the blondes to come up close to you
• Gesture for the redheads to come up close to you