Talk with Goldfish-You
From Create Your Own Story
You and Goldfish You have a pleasant conversation. As it turns out, he is from a place called Aquearth. When you tell him about your world, he is astonished.
"Dear me, did humans really evolve from apes?" He gurgles through the suit in an impeccable british accent. "In my world, we evolved from guppies!"
"Then how come you're a goldfish?" You ask.
Before he can answer, a laser baton slices past. He barely ducks in time. One of the other Yous is not as lucky. The top of his head falls to the floor.
"What?" The Female You who killed him questions. "He was a cannibal!"
"And he was sexist." Another Female You adds.
"Very sexist." The first Female You agrees. At that moment, your thingiething beeps. There's another portal right next to you!
Other Yous seem to be drawing their weapons. You...