Try to cover up the accident!

From Create Your Own Story

you tell your mom a terrorist of the American nation has launched a Molotov into your room to assassinate you! The molotv landed on your undies which youd taken off to inspect spongebobs many funny expressions. You had no water and like a man had to handle the issue on your own so as a substitute you put out the fire with your ejaculation system.

• look on proudly as you are sure your story will fly
• look nervously as your dick hangs out in front of your angry mother