Ongoing Story\Improvise

From Create Your Own Story

"Oh well, good thing I'm crafty," you tell yourself encouragingly.

You have gum in your purse so you get four sticks and start chewing. You try sticking a sheet to your right breast to cover your nipple, but it doesn't stick as well as you thought. You get a larger glob and wrap it around your nipple making it hold better. The paper sticks well to it. And as a bonus it looks like you have huge Momma nipples, visible through the tissue paper

"Perfect, you say to yourself," and you do the other one the same.

A sign hanging above the toilet from a string reads "Flush Thoroughly Please, others have to Use the facilities too".

You...

• Obediently flush the toilet like the sign says
• Wear the sign around your waist
• Start crying because you can't read