Piggy's Day/Become invisible
From Create Your Own Story
A.I. Piggy: "How about an invisibility blanket?"
Piggy: "Those things aren't cheap, you know."
Piggy 2B0F36: "We'll have to use the five-tendril discount. Is there any place that sells invisibility blankets?"
Piggy: "I wouldn't know. Maybe there's a tech store in the city?"
You find the closest tech store, called "Robb-It".
Piggy 2B0F36: "Now that's what I call a convinient store. To ROB that is!"
Captain: "Awful. Just awful."
You break into the backroom through a window. An alarm immediately goes off.
Piggy 2B0F36: "Oh, this is just a fucking amateur mistake."
A.I. Piggy: "Yeah... If I ran a tech store, I'd get some pretty expensive burgular alarms too."
You are taken to jail for robbery. Thankfully nobody found out what you were planning to do, and your sentence will most likely be served as community service. Then, as the police take your DNA samples...
Officer: "Huh, that's strange. This first one doesn't have any previous information, the second one reportedly died in 4053, the third one has some weird, scrambled DNA that only vaguely resembles a pig, and this last one doesn't even have DNA! I might as well be testing tin cans."
Other officer: "How do you explain this?"
Piggy: "Why I never! Try the other arm, I'm sure I saw some DNA in there the other day."
Officer: "Don't be foolish. We need to know who or what you are. We don't have all day."
